Boobs

Seize tit size!

Or what?

(Damn.. I just wanted to stay out of this "discussion")

 

It... it depends what you use it for, really

 

This is rapidly turning into a even more wanted feature than Starbound itself.
TIY you bastard just give us the boob slider for the character generator so we can get back to waiting for starbound.

 

This whole thread is ridiculously exhilarating, even I wouldn't be able to make such a monster of a comedy catalyst
10000/10 thread would cry from laughter again

More to the point, boob size would require redrawing of a lot of armor pieces that slows development to a standstill. You guys obviously don't want that.

Kinda offtopic, but am I the only one chuckling at how the Glitch character creator depicts the male as a plug and the female as an outlet?

 

WE. NEED. THIS.

 

I wouldn't say that.

I'd say it's more like the male is male and the female is female.

 

Whenever i see that the "boobs suggestion" got another message ... i simply ignore it for a week or two, but when i dare entering it again i feel like

 

Well now I'm wondering just what other kinds of "augments" will be found in the game.
Use as a melee weapon? Cant exactly argue, thats a nice set of wrecking boobs right there.

 

Well those are nor-

Too big.

WHOA I SAID TOO BIG, NOT MAKE THEM BIGGER!

Oh no! I'm inexplicably inflating again!

 

This is really a inmature idea...
Count whit me!

 

No you're not. I lolled so hard when I saw it.

 

Nope! I've noticed it too, and there's a very good reason behind it. Those are a male and female plug-and-socket-outlet combo.

 

Gets late/rare materials and technology, spends it on amazing boob enhancements.

New end game goal = created.

 

But guys the question truly is....
Can we motorboat?

It took a lot of will power to type that.

 

Im not sure what to make of this thread myself but it sure is showing a darker side to the community we have here, even the admins have been pulled in.

Everybody knows that by intergalactic spacefaring regulations, there are restrictions on such things like this because it only causes accidents with ill fitting spaceship seatbelts and angry planetary traders who can only afford to give you one size of armour with a strictly no money returned fee.

 

Don't think badly about this instead create new solutions: seat belts: Adjusts to the users body. Angry traders: it is their loss for not using one size fits all armours that can adjust itself to the bust size of the user, because it would still be a pain for the trader if the boobs were smaller then the size of questioning armour, costumers would get mad because of that.

on the opinion of a boob slider: Make thine boobs fit in the pixelated hands of thine partner!

 

Well, I think I've had enough.

 

More like abandon life.

 

Abandon the universe and everything that has ever existed, or will exist.

 

I will be propelled into space. I will keep living, but stop thinking. A fate worse than death. Perhaps when the universe ends, and rebuilds itself anew, this thread will not exist.