Boobs

I... I feel a bit nervous writing this...
I've never done anything quite like it before...
but I've just gotten a manicure and I can't help but feel bold!

*grasps your hand firmly with my own*

 

I have been told I have EXTREMELY soft hands... like my step-mom cant keep a straight face when ever I rub her on the shoulder.... becuase my hands are all smooth and stuff....I think its because I havent worked with my hands alot other then video games. I wear gloves at my new job, I dont like getting grime on my hands alot.

 

Noo I'm sorry, I'm just not ready for this kind of thing.
You are going too fast! *Shoves hand in pocket*
I'm sorry, I'm not ready yet.

 

but Builder, its been months already!
I can't wait around forever when I could shake hands with several other people TONIGHT if I wanted! At the same time!

Come on, haven't you heard? Its so old fashioned to take it slow! especially this slow!

I'm not sure if those hands would make you better at tickling or massages >_>I shall never know.

 

well I dont know how to give a massage...and I try to tickle ..though ...no one even seems to feel it ...not even little babies when I tickle thier bellies...v,v

 

aww.
I just can't help but imagine someone trying to tickle little babies and failing.
in my head it looks 70% cute and 30% funny.

you've made my night

 

So... the baby just what stares at you then?

 

How is your wife, Curly?

Also, I think this thread it funny but...

it's dumb. A cups will look just like Cs in pixel form. If we added boobsize, we would need to add weight and other things. I think everyone having the same organs is easier, since it's all pixel art. Only porno actresses with horribly oversized silicone knockers would really make a difference. Naturals would have ONE pixel difference at most.

And who the fuck doesn't like natchies.

 

life. the universe. everything.

 

Hand thing and Boobs.

 

What a strange thread this is.

 

if it existed in real life, I imagine it would be a dingy bar in the dark part of town. Its patrons would likely be any average working man who was tired of all the 'tame' behavior at other bars but wasn't really interested in starting fights.

 

Come on Ladies and Gentleman. This isn't Queen's Blade. Let's keep boob sizes where they are, no need for the boobslider.

 

T,T ...I wish I could, but I cant...its a part of a being lololol.

 

Wee need the boobs! show us! show us! show us!

 

Ahh! I can't fake my excitement for such a thing now!! You win! Starbound needs a boobslider, case closed. *Finds a way to jump off the edge of the world.*

 

yay lol

 

If the devs implement this I will explode from laughter

 

I will be satisfied