I got completely twisted and dropped a regular bomb next to my beloved husband, Elliot, and stepped back. After it went off, his only concern was that I won't sneak up to him in the middle of the night and give him a buzz cut. (I'm playing on the iOS mobile version, BTW.) Even if you don't allow damage to people we blow up, could you guys consider some funny dialogue for bombing our beloveds? ;D Me: *drops bomb next to Elliot and runs away, it explodes* Elliot: Well I never! Hmph! I'm going to my beach house and I won't be back until you think about what you just did! *portrait angry face - leaves for beach house - If you find him there on the same day, he refuses to speak to you* Hey members! Why don't we come up with what sort of funny dialogue you think each NPC would say when blown up, even if/when they're not your spouse? Like... Pam: I'm a tough ol' bird. It's gonna take more than a bomb to kill me, ya jerk! *portrait angry face*