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Important BETA RELEASE DISCUSSION - DECEMBER 4TH (*ALL* beta discussion goes here. Other threads deleted)

Discussion in 'Starbound Discussion' started by Tiy, Jul 6, 2013.

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  1. Kezeal

    Kezeal Ketchup Robot

    The preorders are at 1.97 mil right now. They're probably eating caviar while coding.
     
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  2. icerimp

    icerimp Big Damn Hero

    But then they would have to eat caviar.
     
  3. Kezeal

    Kezeal Ketchup Robot

    ...and your point is?
     
  4. HipNozY

    HipNozY Tentacle Wrangler

    Maybe they will release beta when it reaches 2 mil... or when they finish their caviar :p
     
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  5. Kezeal

    Kezeal Ketchup Robot

    Doubt that they would get another 30 thousand in 2 months, considering most people who are interested have already bought it.
    When they finish their caviar? They have maids who feed them that, they don't need to use their own hands. We're talking about 1.97 mil here after all. All the developers sit around a large table with a maid in the center, spoonfeeding each and every one of the developers with caviar. Common sense!
     
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  6. OzzytheFist

    OzzytheFist Big Damn Hero

    "still estimating the beta this year." - Tiy

    It would be appreciated if you guys could be consistent. Is it definitely out this year or estimated? You've said both.
     
  7. Kezeal

    Kezeal Ketchup Robot

    I may have accidentally slipped out the "estimated" word, but I've meant "definitely", quoting the developers. I don't remember if it was Molly or Tiy that said it.
     
  8. OzzytheFist

    OzzytheFist Big Damn Hero

    Tiy posted a daily that said what I quoted.
     
  9. icerimp

    icerimp Big Damn Hero

    Caviar is gross.
     
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  10. Kezeal

    Kezeal Ketchup Robot

    Depends on a person. Vegetarians think that meat is gross and cruel. Some people can't stand eating animal organs. I, for one, love caviar, especially with white bread and some butter.
     
  11. icerimp

    icerimp Big Damn Hero

    I, for one, prefer my white bread and butter slathered with pig hearts and rocky mountain oysters.
     
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  12. Boufman

    Boufman Black Hole Surfer

    Thanks bro
     
  13. Xander

    Xander Spaceman Spiff

    Doesn't change the fact they haven't fully delivered anything on the lowest tier yet, and beta will be a third of what was promised on that rung. Also beta will not be complete, otherwise they wouldn't have to release it in 2014 and they wouldn't have held off on it this long. Also several features have been marked out that where stated as being intended to be in, for post release content.

    Also try not to derail about fish eggs guys. It's obvious Tiy purchased Big Ben with all that money. :p
     
  14. Kezeal

    Kezeal Ketchup Robot

    If you're promised 10 g of gold, 3 g of gold and 1 g of gold, in that order, then how much do you have after getting the first part? 10/14, which is about 71%. You can compare it to beta(10 g), full game(the other 3 g) and the soundtrack(a mere 1 g). It's not 1/3rd.
    To continue that same example, then as you can see, the beta has most of the content, the full game will be adding a rough third. I hope you get my meaning with these crude comparisons.
     
  15. totallybob

    totallybob Big Damn Hero

    We're arguing about math.
     
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  16. Kezeal

    Kezeal Ketchup Robot

    Like intelligent beings.
     
  17. totallybob

    totallybob Big Damn Hero

    I'm of the firm belief that the only people who are intelligent enough to use the internet are also the stupidest people on earth.
     
  18. Kezeal

    Kezeal Ketchup Robot

    Both the smart and stupid gather here.
     
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  19. OzzytheFist

    OzzytheFist Big Damn Hero

    "Judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree and it will live its whole life thinking it's stupid." - Einstein
     
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  20. Heebejeebes

    Heebejeebes Phantasmal Quasar

    In all my 27 years of life Ive yet to encounter that situation my math teachers warned me about where I'd need to know this stuff in real life.
     
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