[BBTS] Bronies Beyond the Stars V4.0

>Man gets hospitalized from laughing too hard
>Man gets top kek unanimously, awarded golden kek by UN
>Dies happily day after Thanksgiving

Oh, I always assumed you were a guy. I'm pretty sure we've had this conversation before though...

 

I... I am really sorry... I didn't mean to offend you in any way... and my mistake is way worse considering the fact we've know each other for quite some time... now the more I try to recall it I can't find a moment you'd mention you are a lady, neither it's stated on your profile... now I'm either completely stupid (which is likely), or must've missed it somehow... I've edited that post (learned my lesson) and will keep it in mind...
I've... actually thought about it several times in the past, but I found it too awkward to actually ask, so I carefully reworded my sentece every time to avoid any pronouns... now as I was quite tired and typing in hurry, I completely forgot about it... but I guess it's a good thing it actually came out... would have been worse if I kept it to myself for even longer and now I finally do know...

... again I'm sorry it happened

... now I feel like quite a failure...​

 

For the record I am actually a guy, I just like to brag that I'm half-female on my mother's side.

In all seriousness though, women are cool and I would love to be like one in some way (while still being male). Having people think I'm a girl online is the first step towards that! Okay not really but it's still entertaining.

I'm a strange individual.

 

So Bruce Jenner route or wishful-thinking route?

 

More like... I admire the stereotypical "kind and caring" sort of personality, so I aim to imitate it. Or something along those lines.

 

I really like being a guy while also having effeminate qualities. I dunno, maybe it's not really a gender thing, more of a personality thing so I wasn't sure what you were trying to say.

What you said: I admire and wish to imitate feminine qualities.
What my brain tries to process: Rad vaginas and diacks!... but seriously, am I being a dick right now? Cause I'm genuinely interested in this and I don't want to fck it up by being the one vulgar asshat.

 

I don't make it a point to notice or differentiate online unless other people make a point of it. We're all people (or unreasonable facsimiles thereof) communicating by odd pings of internet stuff. And text. And occasionally even by voice and video, for those who have working microphones and cameras. (Which I don't, but I should still get onto the Discord channel more often.)

 

I guess it's not really a gender thing at all. And nah, you're fine.

This is probably a good idea

 

Well met! I think we should have an actual conversation.[DOUBLEPOST=1448871951][/DOUBLEPOST]

'Excuuuuuuse me, Princess?'

You're noooot, I didn't tell anyone here yet. I used to go as a guy until recently (which falls in a period of inactivity here). If you're unsure of a pronoun, just ask "what pronoun do you use?"

It's direct, not offensive or anything. If you DO offend someone by asking it, then that's their problem.[DOUBLEPOST=1448872026][/DOUBLEPOST]

I used to do this, but then it felt too good to limit to my anonymous internet self. Embrace your feminine side!!!

 

Ooh, it sounds like we'll be actually discussing something here... well whatever the case, I got to go to sleep now so I don't do so in class tomorrow, night every pone.

 

Way ahead of you, good sir! I hate to say this because it makes me sound like some social justice warrior from tumblr, but I've pretty much disregarded any sort of gender role or stereotypes for myself. If I want to be "feminine" then I will be! I'm still a dude, though.

As for actual conversation... I'm never great at those. To try and start one: What's your Myers Briggs personality type? Mine's ISFJ.

 

*good sir --> ma'am

I think I'm an INTP, but I also got INFP and INTJ before. INFP might be the right one, though. What does yours meeeean?

What sorta shampoo do you use?

 

I call everyone "good sir." This is normal

According to the interwebs, "ISFJs are true altruists, meeting kindness with kindness-in-excess and engaging the work and people they believe in with enthusiasm and generosity." Apparently ISFJs are weird because we're social people despite being introverts.

The shampoo I use is... whatever mum buys. At the moment I believe it's some sort of vaguely apple-scented type. What about you?

 

I finally have free time! YAY!

So I can get to drawing and reading and music for a while... until there's more stuff to be done, but that's the problem of the future me!

I had to look up Myers Briggs test.... and apparently I'm ENFP... which supposedly fits news reporter or politician... ugh... I wouldn't choose either of those... but I'd agree that I'm idealist... I'm not psychologist, or anything, but I always enjoyed exploring personalities and human mid overall... that's why I always enjoy talking to two of my friends who are psychologists... and it's also the reason, why I chose psychology on faculcy of IT

 

I accept any pronoun I understand, although on Kingdom of Loathing I am intentionally uncertain and use whichever pronoun is typical for the sex of my character. (Which, given that you can ascend and change everything about yourself and play again, is often changed.) This has caused confusion.

I have taken many variations of the MB test, and am often irritated at the questions wanting specific responses to general questions. I am consistently I???.

 

I have something called Sensually Soft Tsubaki Blossom shampoo; 9 bucks for 16oz. It's really good shampoo. What kinda pizza do you eat?

Honestly, I'm an INFP. http://www.16personalities.com/infp-personality

 

Yay! Free time!
Regardless of what job is supposed to "fit" your personality type, the main think it seems to mean it that you're a happy, independent, social sort of person. Which is pretty cool!

Ooh, sounds cool and Japanese.
As for pizza - really, Hawaiian is the only way to go. Although I sort of understand why a lot of people don't like it - putting fruit on a meal like pizza is admittedly weird. I also have no idea what ham and pineapple have to do with Hawaii.

 

That's actually my favorite, too! I think we have some stuff in common...

Do you like honey ham? Apple chicken salad?

 

I quite like honey ham, but I've never had apple chicken salad. Although my overall favourite food is probably Yakisoba.

 

@ProsaurusRex Hey, are you going to enter the Pictaro contest?