[BBTS] Bronies Beyond the Stars V4.0

Hey, I'm back as a ghost. I drowned. Now if my name was Ben, that would be something to talk about, but alas, it's not.

 

Oh well, good luck on your next try, then.
May your next life be worth it!

 

Yeah, I don't really know how I'm even typing, but I'm getting ectoplasm all over the- hey, hey! Why am I ascending! Stahp! I have so many things to talk about!... Well actually... But I still have ponies to post! Don't take me now!

 

May Princess Celestia and Princess Luna bless your ascension!

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Noooo! I'm too youn- Is that Equestria in the distance? STEER RIGHT! STEER RIGHT! GOD PLEASE SEND ME THERE, I'LL EVEN SERVE PRINCESS LU- Actually that's not that bad, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN! PLEAAAAAaaaaaaasssssseeee!

 

Good luck! xD

 

What I'd give to be a pony. I mean, that's great right? There's no war currently, no one's swimming in debt to our knowledge, there's no child slavery after king sombra went away on a nice disney vacation, the ruling class isn't usually selfish- just a bit understaffed by a few hundred ponies, and you don't have to worry about unwanted pregnancies because ponies don't reproduce the same way as we do!... hey wait... that's not- that's not right... I'd still want to live there though.

 

... I'm kinda ... lost now... xD
We don't see much of Equestria, so I wouldn't be too sure about the no-bad-things stuff.

 

Yeah, all of that was sarcasm, it probably happens somewhere, but our furry friends are in a sort of utopia at the moment. I'm going to go off for few minutes to see some people, but they probably won't be any more entertaining than a banana costume lying flat on the ground, bye. Smilyface

 

Banana... okay... then... till later!
Don't ascend again

 

Hi, I'm back... you know, everybody's been gone lately. Maybe they're all at work or service or something. Ah, the day when I get a full time job...

 

There's a world outside the interwebz?​

 

Old man: Yes my son, there is a world outside the interwebz. Though there are horrible horrible problems that stem from corruption and incompetency from the leaders who are supposed to guide us(especially in the US)... we must not go outside, it is dangerous and the journey may very well kill you... but if you should happen to venture forth into the vast and horrid knowns and unknowns, remember:
[DOUBLEPOST=1434743256][/DOUBLEPOST]Actually no, I take that back, these are even cuter:

 

Most of the time I'm not actually gone I'm just lurking or something. I never was good at starting up conversations.

 

Eh, it's easy: Talk about something unusual that happened, and if nothing unusual happened, tell what the pinnacle of your day(so far) is. I know that seems patronizing(sorry), but you're good at making small talk as well as introducing art competitions and what not!

 

My life is terribly ordinary
I suppose today I got up a bit earlier than normal... It's still early in the day so nothing much has happened yet.

 

Oh yeah, you're from New Zealand! I heard you're famous for Kiwi's- either the bird or the fruit, I forget- but it must be like, morning for you right? Anyways, I'm going to leave soon, so it's great that I got to say hi! Say hi to everyone for me if I don't get back today!(Tilde spam!)

 

Yeah, it was morning (not anymore though). The kiwi birds are native to New Zealand - I have no idea why the fruit is called Kiwifruit (or just Kiwi for Americans, I think). According to Google-sensei the name was changed from Chinese Gooseberry due to the Cold War, and the name Kiwifruit adapted because of marketing reasons. Although New Zealand does seem to be the "Kiwifruit Capital" of the world.

 

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Well I'm off to sleep everyone/pony, I'll see you tomorrow! (Maybe)!