[BBTS] Bronies Beyond The Stars V3.0

Well, the recent patch and a workaround from somebody let me play Starbound on XP until I tried to sleep in a tent for a bit. After a while it gave me a bunch of errors and froze my game. Ow.

 

Hey. Any chance That I could be a Shadowbolt instead of a wonderbolt? I Prefer Melee over Ranged ATM.

 

I'd like to be an engineer, but nobody's listened to me.

 

How on earth did you like me twice, ImmortalFrog?

 

I love you?

 

HOOOOOOORYYYYYY SHEEEEEEEET

Okay, my goddamn internet is back, after a week. I will (attempt to) play Starbound soon.

 

TELL ME NOW OR I WILL TORTURE THE SECRETS OF THE DOUBLE-LIKE OUT OF YOU.

 

Also, what's the buzz? I have almost certainly missed any clan organization over the past few days.

 

I'm a masochist. you'll never get your secrets.

 

No organization here, just chaos.

 

Good Luck~

 

I see what you did there.

 

You jinxed me. Well, I was already jinxed with this rectangular windsock that calls itself a computer.

Well, the last few posts had me fooled. What are you talking about, then?

 

Indubitably. I AM the original bee around here. Any bee you've seen before is a phony.

 

I'd say the primary culprits to such a falsehood are most likely youthful equines whom speak gibberish. A phony baloney pony, as you would.

Interesting aside, baloney is boloney and bologna, but bologna is not boloney or baloney.

 

That is so confusing I don't even

 

There's been a widescale bee-themed conspiracy, but it has died down since the beta. I'd also describe the bologna as a hookah, fakery and a load of crock. You could put anything on a sandwich and it'd be bologna.

 

If you want to sound completely insane, recite the following true statement aloud:

"It's" is it is, "its" isn't "it is" as it owns it.

 

My innocence keeps coming back.

YES.

 

When you walk away,
You don't hear me say,
"Please, oh baby, don't go!"
Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight,
It's hard to let it go~