[BBTS] Bronies Beyond The Stars V3.0

It's quite simple, really. If one extrapolates the relative number of tasks given Luna, we can see that the true Luna, in fact, has nothing of pressing importance for rulership. With so few tasks required of her, the only explanation of what she does with her day is burn it doing silly things. Like sitting on forums for hours.

Point for Gredd.

 

Actually only the words used to describe those things were invented, not the distances themselves.

 

Bu- we- ma-.... okay; you got me there.

 

When I Reclaim that Throne You're being a advisor or sumshit.

Blah. Details.

 

You're fired.

 

WOAH WOAH WOAH. CALM DOWN. YOU CAN'T FIRE ME, YOU DIDN'T EMPLOY ME. I CAN FIRE YOU BECAUSE I AM A PRINCESS.
I CAN FIRE YOU FROM LIFE!

 

*hands you a pink slip* You will vacate the property immediately or security will be called.

 

..This is my house. Get the Fuck off of my Private Property before I call Pinky Pie My Guards.

 

Huh.

I remember none of these people. Expect HerpDerpy... I think.

Hello regardless.

 

SECURITY! We got another basket-case, throw'em out a second story window.

 

Greetings~

 

I'm The True Luna. Do not Argue.
Or Else.

 

I challenge thee to a duel!
If I win you've got to a moon to live on for another 1000 years.
If you win people might recognize you as Luna.

 

Is it a shadow game?

 

No, a murder game, whomever finds out who killed Gredd will win~

 

*Throws you out the window*

Alright. You're On.
Name it.

 

*watches as you flail out the window*

 

Wat.
Dude, That's Not Logical.
I'm Not Sorry, And YOU ARE FIRED!