[BBTS] Bronies Beyond the Stars V2.0

Money's money, some is better than none. At least it gets you out of the house and people off your back about a job.

 

You are mistaken. Ponies don't fight, they compromise. Ponies would win.

 

Lies.

 

!

Ooooooh, but she does...

 

You so want to bang her.

 

Ponyta, Rapidash, Zebstrika and (arguably) Arceus are all equine Pokemon that aren't weak to electric.

You've missed Fleet's slow descent into madness.

 

I'd still kick the shit outta them.

 

Ew.

 

Don't deny it.

 

Good one.

It's true, he does.

 

He's a cultist, not a suitor. There's a slightly massive difference.

 

He still wants to bang her.

 

Deny? I would never do that.

 

Now you know...

...FleetingFlowAir...​

 

You used to be a normal Treiko pokeman thingy.

 

YES. So much YES. I'm stressing out because my mom really wants me to have a job; this is why I had that suicidal episode on Wednesday. I need this.

 

Thanks for understanding. You are a very good fellow! Cheers to you! Secondly:

I like Luna, but am not sure why everyone is SOOO obsessed with her. But she is cool... and lastly...

That is SOOOOO WRONG!!!! That is SOOOO out of the pony spirit! You make me ashamed! To me, My Little Pony is one of the few, great shows out there that is entertaining and redeeming, and represents in my mind what little goodness and purity thats left in this dark, evil world. It is a shining beacon! And now, you have defiled its name!!! BE GONE, YOU.... actually, since Im trying to stay in the pony spirit, I wont say any more. but there it is.

 

I never said i had any pony spirit.

 

THEN WHAT IN THE GOOD NAME OF EQUESTRIA ARE YOU DOING HERE?

 

Being a person.