Bartwe appreciation thread!

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Picture verily related.​

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Vote and post why, if you'd like!​

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Why, fluff? Why did you make this thread? Please gods, why?​

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It could be from countless hours of staring at bartwerf's well-shaped noggin, speedy programming skills, and epic ponytail taking effect. Oh, did I mention he has awesome legos? I may have, somewhere. More often than naught he is regularly showing off his talents on his twitch stream, also known unofficially as "no sword icons allowed" club... lest they be broken. This is no joke.​

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What's that? You want to learn more about bartwerf? Well hold onto your pantaloons, gangsta! ​

He has:​

• a house CONFIRMED FOR STARBOUND
• a car CONFIRMED FOR STARBOUND
• two children CONFIRMED FOR STARBOUND
• married CONFIRMED FOR STARBOUND

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I don't always know what he is saying (dat accent) but it's probably usually especially something awesome.​

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This is just a silly appreciation thread, don't take it too seriously, except the bartwerf being awesome parts.​

 

I vote we start a clan where we all have Bartwe characters in game. After we build up a clan of 50+ Bartwes ingame, we build a giant Bartwe on the planet BARTWE. Then after that we spread through the galaxy spreading the religion of Bartwe while swarming small villages with the face of Bartwe. THE UNIVERSE WILL BE BARTWE!

No but seriously imagine like 20 bartwe characters running around on a random server, that'd be amazing.

 

Final boss: bartwe

 

I don't usually watch stream but when i do i watch bartwe.......

 

If bartwe was a final boss you'd need 100 people in endgame armor to even hope of scratching him. And even then you'd probably die.

 

I sincerely believe bartwerf is the Chuck Norris of Chucklefish. We cannot have more than one bartwerf at a time or this:

They'd be forced to battle each other, you see. Their combined awesome Netherlands programming prowess coupled with super silky ponytails would prove too unstable and rip a giant tear into the space-time continuum's pansy arse.

 

Wacky stuff.

 

New Race: The Bartwe

Powers:

• He can fly like a Heli using his magical Ponytail.
• He can use his thundering Dutch Shout to peel the enemies skin from bone.
• He can code life in real-time.
• He can instantly break any weapon in your hand whith the move of a finger.
• His Yolo and Swag levels are at an unreadable number. His Swerve levels are even higher.

 

The dreaded dutch thu'um! FUS RO BARTWERF!

Now we just need someone to make a gif of bartwe's character ponytail helicoptering across the image!

 

The only time I tried watching one of his stream I thought it was sooooo boring ! Lol, no offense, but how fun can it be to actually look at someone programming ? Does he actually show game content in those streams ?
Anyways, not hating nor flaming, just a question

 

I appreciate all the developers who are working hard on the Starbound project.

 

Oh my god I wonder what goes through his mind when he reads these threads...

 

We all, do! This is for fun, goober.

No idea, but when I see his stream up I'm all like:

 

Something my sister and I used to say when joking around: If he's good looking, must be married with two kids. CONFIRMED.
Well, since Tiy has a "secret" cult, now it's Bartwe's turn. WE NEED IDEAS GUYS. Totally random: Bart rhymes with heart.
Did no one make a rhyming game after seeing "Bart Rhymes with Fart" as a lore book?

Those legos aren't... on the floor are they?

 

He definitely is a good looking fellow, imo!

Thankfully the legos aren't on the floor. Instead he's made some sort of lego robot overlord that will likely one day destroy him, take over his identity, and continue coding Starbound.

None of us will know

None.

 

Bartwe has feet of steel. You heard it here first folks.

 

lol - stalker alert

 

Stalker? Egads, no! Only what we see on the twitch stream when he's live!

I'm not a stalker, really! Not... a stalker... -binoculars bartwe's window-