Avian/floran conflict?

Cool story bro

 

Did you miss the joke in there, or are you just really reaaallly bored?

 

Maybe they're protists? Protists can be multicellular, right?

 

I guess you are misleaded children of Kluex. And our aforementioned philosophical leader is eager to remind you that we, Avians, are enlighted followers of justice and respect. We do have lost many of our people in bloody useless battles. Respecting life is a part of our duty as worhipers of Holy Kluex, blessed be thy name. Florans are not our enemies. Their way of life is the only thing that represents a great danger for the rest of the universe. Hatred is not involved in this situation.

As mentionned in the FloranAvianBlocadeProtocol102_Classified document, our studies and communications with the robots, shows the Florans tend to expend, multiply and consume. This lake of self restriction and overall civilisation shall be contained by the usage of the force if needed, but it's a matter of education under the great guidance of Kluex that we, Avians, may spread to the Floran race.

Please, do not look at others with hatred when there is no racism against us. We do serve only in a matter of justice and preservation of the universal Kluex will.

 

I think there is too much Kluex and too little clucks in your religion.

 

Kluex sounds like "Cluck"

 

Can't we all just be friends? I don't really care about any background and I think both our species look adorable!

 

You know, I'm kinda lightening up to you planties, Hugs for all!

 

its actually " clue-exe", you can hear the narator say it in the avian opening.

 

Yeah, I misphrased that. I meant that it looks like "cluck"

 

Where can you find the lore on the races? My apologies if this has already been asked.

 

I guess any wiki, but I can't guarantee them to all be legit. So far I have heard that only Avians have an official lore out

 

Here you go.
http://playstarbound.com/introducing-the-avians/
http://playstarbound.com/meet-the-florans/

 

Bored. I did get the joke, but I felt like making the ending ridiculous

 

(Porno snip)​

We Floran have no conflict.. Cute feathered creatures are among our favorite creatures. You creatures are so cute when you're confused.
..Just spend a little more time with us. .


Interesting... Gives me a idea

 

Necro.

Now I want to add that the devs have stated that this document is not true anymore. So don't be backing up any points you may have with it.

 

This Floran has no conflict with the Avians. They have a settlement that provides Floran with many goods.

(In all seriousness, it would be nice to see more official lore for each species. )

 

Okay guys! I've just found some Codex Entries that suggest that the Avian government and the most government-like group of Florans are actually allied!

Thoughts?

 

I would believe that, if they didn't say the would EAT ME! No, seriously, the Florans have said to me many times that they would eat me, and I don't approve so I may or may not have slaughtered anyone who has said that to me... *innocent whistle*