Avali Nexus Subsitute

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*doesn't cry*

*just kind of stiffens up and*

*kinda just

just

turns around
and

and

and just walks away*

*out the door, yeah



and kinda just

keeps going

and

and leaves

yeah*

 

What the F*ck is a Armoured droid?
//I have no fucking idea what a Industrial is.and im pretty sure he didn't destroy one.

 

Do you just not pay any attention to any of the RP context?

 

//I don't play BL2. I won't play it, because someone got me TPS.

Mechs, huh?
*the ground shakes slightly, shaking more as he gets closer*
I've got mechs, too...
*several trees are torn down, revealing a mech just shorter than a 5 story building*
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Well, I'd introduce myself, but it seems like I've got a problem to take care of.

Hmm? Godmodding, are we?
I've got a solution for that.
*points the main mech railgun at Bayley, fires, sending a projectile barely smaller than a small car at mach 6 towards him*
*the shell hits, causing a massive explosion next to Bayley*

 

// I'll have a guess and say it's a droid with armor.

 

*looks towards him with the emotionless helmet* need something to drink? anything?

 

//.....Just explain it to me.

 

// It'll certainly take a while, I feel like a guy who's joined in on a discussion in which he has no idea what happened before he- OH WAIT

 

H-h-hey what are you, ohhhhhhh...
*lays flat on his back and enjoys the rub, panting happily and wagging his tail*

 

*Walks into the hospital*
I SLEPT OUTSIDE. It was a decent sleep. Now to go on an ADVENTURE.
WHEEEEEEEEEEEE-
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Oh wait. last time i did i ended up going to sleep. Might as well go up and see if Marx's okay. If I can. I don't even know ow I got up there the first time!

 

*Looks at his robot arm that just flew off and looks at him* I got a robot leg from when you blew me up,it just looks like a avali leg.it's just REALLY strong.

 

// I shall do that:
// I joined in on the RP and because I thought it'd be weird for me to just go "Hello I'm a new guy let me in your house" I thought I'd give it more context, and that context is having my ship crash on the planet Gonzo's house is on because at the time I thought that's where everything was happening (I was wrong), then I had to get my stuff back so I asked for assistance with getting my stuff back, and Surge said he could help, then he brought his drones to help my bring the stuff back because he had to go away so they could help me in his place, then I improvised that they had tutorial programs and stuff like that because my brain thought "Why the f*ck not it's soooo cool" and then you killed one of the drones because Gonzo hates drones and then Surge got mat at you and there we are.

 

*stops rubbing and looks at Marxon* are you ok?

 

//OOOoohhh

 

((And now you know.
AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE
G.I JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE))

 

I have no idea what is going on anymore, I'm just going to leave this here

Attack on Ziz with a more modern fighter

 

// Which is something I don't think I can say at the moment SO MANY THINGS HAPPENING HERE

 

//That doesn't mean you can kick a guided, IMPACT DETONATED bomb, over 5 miles away without setting the detonator off on your foot. There's also no way that you could survive a near direct impact from a 1,000+ pound bomb.

 

Yeh, feels gud.
*wiggles on his back and giggles*

I heard that you had cider?