Avali Nexus 23: Title Pending

https://qchat.rizon.net/?channels=avalinexus
Here's the IRC by the way.
Shitpost here instead of on the forum.

 

*falls from somewhere*

*crack*

Yep, there goes my leg!

I'm back everyone!

 

Welcome back man, need a new leg?

*holds out a prosthetic leg

Don't forget to look at the IRC, btw

 

Oh. You're here too.

Mind helping me fix the window?

*points to window, glass all over the floor*

 

Yep!

Hai!

 

Nope.. just broke it..

Though i don't suppose you have prosthetic penguin legs round here..

I don't think this will be easy with my leg..

Uh.. sure..?

 

*hands over cake*

I made it myself!

*continues trying to fix window*

 

Also, the irc... can't exactly do that on a damned ASUS.

I'm not in my home at the moment.

 

*pokes leg*

I can fix that, you know.

 

What.. are you a vet...?

I'm no pet.. but still i'll.. OW OW OW..

please fix it.

 

Ok, brace yourself~

*touches leg again, room lights up*

All better!

 

IRC doesn't care what platform you use. It works on everything, from mobile devices to desktops with all OSes, so don't worry about that. Very low bandwidth usage too.

 

*stares at confused*

what kind of black magic witchcraft magic is this

 

Just a..talent.

Don't question it, ok? Your leg is all better now! *giggle*

 

i don't like this ;-;

anyways i'll help you

cake..? i heard something about cake

 

yes you can
I'm on my phone and using it

 

I have cake, yes.

*holds up another piece of shortcake*

Here. I'm 90% sure it's ok for penguins.

*pats your head and sets the shortcake on the floor*

 

i'm bad i'm sorry

now its time to make the shittiest of shitposts

i can shitpost[DOUBLEPOST=1427222236][/DOUBLEPOST]

I'm.. like.. 50% human..

NO.. no actually i'm not.

I'm just a flightless bird..

I've eaten plenty of normal cake.. i should be just fine..

 

Well you look like an adorably fluffy penguin~

*picks you up*

You're so cuuuuute!

*hugs tightly*

 

I'm a fat, fluffy... flightless bird.

I weigh like 200 pounds or something.. i dunno.

Yeah.. i get that "cute" compliment.. quite a bit