Avali Nexus 21: That's a Lot of Guns

why was I in District 11?

 

Well hey, the way it played out, the double suicide failed. Neither of you trusted each other to follow through and you shot each other instead.
Maybe that was your little simulant's plan all along, get people to kill themselves by calling double suicide with them.

 

I don't know.

I don't think i'd be a challenger.

NOO!

*grabs a sandwich and runs, catching the molotov*

*begins to eat his sandwich*

Also, my hand is on fire.

Fun.

 

That's the most unexpectedly kinky thing I've read in a while.

 

That one was pretty much just a toss-in based on similar newbie/veteran status and similar interest selectivity.
Based on feedback, if I run again you'll probably trade districts with Umbra.

 

I'm bored.
Someone do SCIENCE on me or something.

 

well he is stuck in comito's backfluff.
he's a massive fucking gryphon.

 

I would, if i wasn't a bad scientist.

Or.. i wasn't completely insane.

Either or.

 

What game? There's only pretty much one-maybe-two games you could throw at me where I won't lose terribly. Even then I'll still lose, just not terribly.

 

Wait, I'm reading the tournament again...

"Coro stabs Vinely with a tree branch"

... something tells me Coro will not be too happy when he gets wind of this.

 

Okay!
*Portal opens, and you get dragged into it*
heheheheheheeheh

 

oh the double irony

 

In other off topic news, I got Associate of the Month! Out of the 16 months I've been working at Walmart as a cartpusher!

 

Wait THIS ISNT SCIENCE YOU FUCK!
*His claws dig into the ground, his tails slashing at the portal.*

 

brb ordering ten pizzas for each of those names

 

Hi again..

And.. good job!

 

Why is the "ASSOCIATE OF THE MONTH" written in comic sans.

No no no this is! It's through the portal, my lab is just through it!

 

I team with you, but you die of blood loss.

 

...


You're actually called Geoffrey Ash? :O

 

*gets pulled through the portal*
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