Avali Nexus 20: Almost an Adult

this makes spiders at least ten times more terrifying in my eyes.

 

THANK YOUUU!

 

*a thin, long, dark strand of something, almost like spaghetti comes out of Umbrakiin's ear*

 

After a bit of running, he set down and hid behind the crystal. "It works!" He said enthusiastically.

 

BIG BAG OF NOPE
*opens fire with the laser pistol*

 

So with no access to my router, I decided to run my SSH server through the HTTP port.

Hopefully this works.

 

Oh Jesus Christ it's Hentai!

 

I'm hungry.

Even though i'm not, i want to eat something.

 

JacobDaGun has been sent to Limbo.

 

// Right, sleep for me.

 

WHAT THE FLUFF, JACOB.

Ugh...

G'night, gonz!

 

*a dazed, Cubone JacobDaGun stumbles back into the room, clutching his head*
Geez, you hit hard......I think part of my soul blew up.

 

"Oh?" Omni fidgets about and pulls his left arm off. "Will this work?" he said with a ridiculously sadistic grin. "Nah, nah! It's pixel-printed bread, see?" Omni shows his real arm, still attached.

 

You appear in LIMBO, where you are suddenly accosted by a friendly non-corporeal being.

He welcomes you before recognizing you and smiling. Or at least you think he would smile if he had a mouth.
You question in your mind just how he's talking to you if he doesn't have a mouth, but before you have time to think he points you to a large gothic skyscraper that seems to extend infinitely upwards.
He welcomes you to his new store.

Drat. Aw well, I didn't have inventory prepared anyway.

 

I suppose if it fills me up, it will.

*happily chirps*

 

spac mun!

 

wat nao?

 

AAAAAHHHH MY NEW COMPUTER STUFF IS AMAZING

 

Spac mun = spaceman. Cuz he''s space