Avali Clan Thread the Third

*surge pulls out a pistol and shoots at the clone with the bottle*
That's ammonia Leo
"Why have the shits got so much ammonia on them?"
They're ammonia based, one probably got his head busted open on the way in, that's why you can smell it
*the mercenary gives surge a blank stare*
...instead of water based?
*blank stare*
....It's not on them it's in them
"...I thought ammonia was poisonous"
It is
"Then how come they aren't fucking dead?"
Because it's not to them, water is
"How do they get by with no water!?"
By using ammonia instead
"....okay I think I get it now"
I'm glad you do Leo

 

*detonates first bomb, coating entire area, including clones, in spots of gel*
I press the button again, the second stage goes off and the inert gel becomes acid.

 

And you said when I start causing more trouble, mhmm yeah definably looks like I'm the one doing it.

 

The Two Remaining:"It's science Leo!"

12*runs off into random rooms and/or hallways depending on whether or not the hideout is actually that big*

*yet another Intrebute watches from a distance*
just as I predicted

 

I forgot about the advantage of having puppet clones...

 

*Leo gags* "bloody - I'm fucking done, you get rid of them, that is the absolute worst thing I have ever smelled"
*Surge sighs and radios the security droids to box in the clones and uses remote electronic locks to trap them*

 

*yet another Intrebute watching this from a distance*
He knows too much.

*right before being trapped, one of the Intrebutes split in two, the other hiding*

-10 minutes later-

*a flood of Intrebutes come flooding from every single opening in the building, doors, windows, ventilation shafts, all of those things, all the while continuously chanting

Mitosis

Mitosis

Mitosis

Mitosis
*

 

*throws remote at fowler, causing it to detonate the second stage all over him*
See you in the hospital smart mouth.

 

and then there was a sea of blood from melted intrebutes.
woo.

 

Reverberations across the void and cosmos.

Mitosis

Mitosis

Mitosis

Mitosis

Mitosis

Mitosis

 

*and then, amidst a storm of gunfire and regular fire, an alien loses his lunch*

 

The end.

 

This isn't sci fi acid, it's acid that only melts feathers, maims and incapacitates.

Still a horrible experience. *shivers*
*guzzles another bottle with eyes open in horror*

 

For fucks sake, that sub was delicious!

 

I have clones like interbute you SHOULD know that, now to just sync with my non puppet body, or just another puppet

 

oh good

 

Alrighty...
*runs to clone, claws out sync crystal implant*
You realize these are two way and you can't jam their signals right? And since this one is paired to another inactive one still in your skull, I can do this!
*sets ship fusion reactor to maintenance mode, opens access hatch, tosses implant inside and seals it in*
You're going to wish you didn't show me this was a clone, because part of your skull is about to become a couple thousand degrees hotter.
*restarts reactor, watches as crystal becomes white hot through tiny window*
Real bummer the crystal is stored in your skull out of necessity.

 

Guys. Guys. Guys.
Fatgineer.

 

fat head

 

{You have awoken in a dark room. Although there is no light source, you can see clear edges of the doorway. You can suddenly tell you are in a human.}
[Exit room.]
{There are two other rooms. One, green light is inside, the other, a faint red one. Having a tall posture again is weird.}
[Enter green glowing room.]
{Inside is a massive dome that reaches to a inconceivable ceiling. It is patterned with hexagons... no, covered in hive-like hexagonal combs. There appears to be living creatures inside?}
[Exit room green glowing room.]
{That light brown panel in the corner didn't look interesting anyways.}
[Enter faint red room.]
{On the floor is a familiar symbol glowing faint red. Are you imagining whispers?}
[Stand on rune?]
{The room suddenly disappears into the black as the whispers turn to screams.}

{...}

EXO_3: GOOD MORNING [DATA SCRAMBLE], ROTATION HAS BROUGHT OUR STATION'S LOCATION TO [DATA SCRAMBLE]. YOU HAVE BEEN IN A COMA FOR ESTIMATION OF A MONTH. YOUR COFFEE IS READY.

{Yep. You're an Avali again.}

TLDR I AM BACK FROM HIATUS.
It appears I have popped up in the middle of Clone Wars. What happened?