April Newspaper Delayed

So @StarboundGame tweeted:
"Chronicle Readers-- the newsletter will be sent out next week rather than tomorrow...for reasons!"

Are they planning on announcing the pre-order or the release date and don't want it to be thought as April Fools'?

 

That is exactly my guess. Good move, it would have ended tragically if they did announce something like that tomorrow.

 

conspiracy theory missile inbound

 

That does make sense, April chronicle does land on April Fools day, them announcing the pre-order or release date of a highly anticipated game on april fools day wouldn't be taken seriously. Or, they could be announcing a new/finished feature of Starbound that needs some fixing up which will take a week.

 

Ooooh nice, I wouldn't have thought about that.
I'm lookin forward to some big news next week!

 

This entity, s/he speaks sense.

 

I can tell you that it's not the release date.

 

I never thought it would be, but by you saying that I am lead to believe we are right! Mwahaha! Something shall be announced!

 

Ahhh yes, but you neither confirmed or denied that it is about the pre-order. Or it could just be that they needed more time.

 

oh, boo.

 

And they release it tomorrow with the caption "April Fools!"
Or alternatively: "Surprise! We're doing it now!" (One of Wheatley's best lines)

 

Well I honestly thought they'd delay the paper because there's

 

Orrr they are aout to cancel staround and don't want to announce this on the first of April for the same reason.

tl;dr Speculation is pointless.

 

If someone is so lazy that they can't read one sentence, that would be quite sad...

 

Oh believe me, there are people like that.

 

"...for reasons". Makes sense.

 

Psh Molly... April fools day is TOMORROW.
Haha jk I know it's not the release date... either way, I'm looking forward to reading it!!










Molly is totally trolling us.

 

CHAPTER 9: THE PART WHERE HE KILLS YOU
"Hello, this is the part where I kill you!"
Achievement Unlocked: The Part Where He Kills You

 

You forgot some.

GLaDOS: Well. This is the part where he kills us.
*Chapter 9 - THE PART WHERE HE KILLS YOU*
Wheatley: Hello! This is the part where I kill you!
*Achievement Unlocked: The Part Where He Kills You*
(Achievement description: This is that part.)

 

To be fair, he had a LOT of good lines.
That's why I hedged with "one of," since it was pretty much tied with a few others.

That was yet another good one. But you forgot GLaDOS saying beforehand "Oh, no, this is the part where he kills us."
You know, just to hammer it home that this is the part where he kills you (Spoilers: he doesn't. But you can always let him of course)

Edit: Combine ninjas all up in here today.