RP Anarkos

Alex looks at the sun which has risen high over head. "But what about the creepy goat-cultists?"

 

Hawke stabs Alex in the face with a needle of heroin and beams back to the ship.

 

Alex is surprised. He removes the heroin needle.

 

Hawke is quietly fist-pumping his victory as he he pulls a large cooler aimlessly around the ship.

 

Alexsuddenly realizes that he can just beam back up to the ship. He does this.

 

It starts raining cats

 

Alex grabs one and throws it at Hawke.

 

"How is it raining inside of a ship in space!?" Hawke grabs that cat and crushes it's skull.

 

"Heheheh... Little did you know that that was Kat I just threw at you..."

 

The cats begin shooting lasers!

*pew pew pew*

 

evil cat pilots flying spitfires begin dive bombing the ship

 

"UH NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"

 

Alex chuckles darkly to himself in the corner.

 

Loud moans are heard coming one of the employee bathrooms.

 

Censors for da childs

 

After a long while, a woman made of metal followed by a grey-skinned man emerge from the bathroom before beaming away.

 

And those two perverts were never seen again.

 

Suddenly they beamed back to the ship and were seen again before beaming away once more.

 

And then those two perverts were never seen again.

 

Suddenly they were seen again by the guy who sells spacefuel.