A Generated Monster Every Friday!

This is disturbing.

I just hope this thing doesn't has ranged attacks...

 

just... just try to ignore the fact that it is a phallic-like headed turtle and just observe its movements. the gentle flailing of its neck is quite... you know what, I think I better refer to my signature that warns about me not making all that much sense. sometimes i just say things that make others go and probably back away slowly from me. that said, i'd totally have this as a pet, just to freak out my friends. its name would be mr. turtleneck.

 

I don't even...

 

Behold, the phallic turtle's real-life representation:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geoduck

 

You can't just ignore that it's phallic-like

But ok, no worries. I won't back out slowly

 

Now that I think about it, it kinda reminds me a little of the Like-Likes from Zelda. Only on legs, and with a shell. God, Like-Likes are bad enough without more mobility.

 

Looks like the Random Monster Generator has now gotten dirty.
I can't imagine any other monster more phallic/suggestive than this.

 

I can

 

And to make it even worse, you would have to think how they would even...breed.

 

Damn you, FleetingFlowAir. Damn you!

 

I have now soiled all of your minds. I just had to say that.

 

We've already gotten a Friday monster this week, but here's one from the latest SB Chronicle:

(looks a lot like #65)

 

So we got poop NPC's, sewer monsters and now turtledicks?!?

Ok devs, someone has spiked your cool-aid....

 

That one looks cool.

 

Robodinodeer got eyes on his tail, and dares you to make fun of them.

 

But that is a beetle horn... isn't it?

 

This reminds me of... you know..

 

I don't know, can you please describe it to me?

 

a Hotdog

i'm sure there is something wrong with me hehe .

 

But aren't those buns a bit small?
... There, i want and made things worse xD

Good thing that thing is at least GREEN...