Poem A Flawless Starbound Christmas

Save me some Celestial Lettuce!

 

My... beautiful... crops... ;___;
Wait, I'm in my mech station. I can reproduce anything. Phew.

 

I always come back and read this poem.

 

Still waiting to see yours!

Perhaps, but does it really taste the same? Do the crops still have that sweet taste of victory?

I think not.

 

Well... First ones were also reproduced.
Along with the ground they were growing on.

 

I'm working on it.

 

Perhaps, but you must hide and cower to grow them now! I postulate they are less tasty because of that.

Excellent!

 

Ok, I cant take it anymore.
I keep thinking of the SHAMWOW when I see your name e.e

 

Sham uses the SHAMWOW, and it is SHAMTASTIK!

If it helps, though, I actually started using this SN in 2001 when I used to play around on my uncle's second Everquest account. Sometimes they needed an extra body for encounters and I would play a shaman. Everybody started calling me "Sham", and ever since then I have used it.

"Shamtastik" was an addition during my stint playing World of Warcraft. My guild would say that things were "Shamtastik" instead of "fantastic". I don't remember why they used a "k" instead of a "c", but I have always used it so.

Not related to TV advertised products at all!

 

The guy who advertised it was put in prison

 

Yeah, but that is fine because I stocked up on sham-wows. I don't need him!

 

You'll go into Sham withdrawal?

 

Does not compute.

Mind = blown.

 

I actually enjoyed reading this. Really good job!

 

Earlier I didn't have to. So why now I have to?

A nice story you have there
Still, I see no connection with advertisements.

 

Thank you very much!

Because now you know that I can, and will, devour all of your crops.

There is a product that was (still is?) advertised on television called a SHAMWOW. My SN is derived from that story, not the TV commercial!

 

Y u no help me instead as a clanmate ;__;

Just like Saal wasn't intended to be a German for for a room.

 

pretty nice

 

I am motivating you. That's a form of help, right?

Thank you!

 

I thought you're eating my pretty crops, though.