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Heart Attack Generator Recipe
1x Bucket of KFC
Makes 1x Heart Attack Generator - Not a device as such, more of a formula capable of generating heart attacks. To be eaten in extremely controlled environments to prevent harm. Caution: Please read all warning labels before use.

 

Science
1x Glowy stuff
2x Bubbly stuff
x5 magnetic stuff
Makes "Science" which can be used for science or used to make "More Science"

 

Vector Squared Article
1x Awesome banner
1x Pork chop
7x Daily updates
1x Science trivia
1x Suggestion spotlight
1x Art feature
???x Strife
1x Closing comments
1x Puzzle
1x (Fabulous) Comic
1x Never wanting this
1,200,000x Words
3.1415x Love
200x Imagination
1 1/2 Tbsps.x Baking Soda
---------------x Procrastination

Makes an informing news article that not only speaks, but rather expounds upon the glorious creation that is Starbound. And its all for the loving community. Starbound sold separately.

 

Universal Futuristic Device
Any quantity of blinking lights
1x strange sound generator
1x incomprehensible user interface
1x unobtanium

Teleporter
1x Heisenberg Compensator
1x Pattern Buffer
1x Resolution Enhancer
1x Annular Confinement Generator
40x Isolinear Chip
1x Mr. Scott

Baked Beans and Spam (without the baked beans)
1x Spam
1x Spam
1x Spam
1x Spam
1x Spam
1x Spam
1x Spam
1x Spam
1x Spam
1x Spam

Day of the Tentacle
1x Tentacle
1x Calendar

 

The puzzle is, of course, the most important ingredient.