☆ The Space Pirates - Scourge of the stars, Bandits of Mars. ☆

Okaaaaay.... whatever.

I'M ON TO YOU GUYS.
CONSPIRACYYYY!

Soooo, when you turn 15 you turn gay? What is this I don't even.

 

I like some boys that are friends

I don't desire for sexual relations with them, though, unlike you.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States

 

Okay, I get that you're being sarcastic (or are youuuu) but you should probably just drop it.

 

I'm 16...

 

...A la mierda.

 

Okay, I get it that you're budding into a conversation and telling me to stop, but you should probably fuck off.

 

Y- you... You aren't allowed to reject me, baka!

*runs off crying*

 

WHAT! Night Vale is the shit... why wouldn't I talk about it?

 

little anime girls

ok that was mean

 

Ok... sooo I was assuming things. Now that I've looked into it.
This is swag.

 

Yes. All Hail the Glow Cloud.

 

He was turning into plants into your convo?
*uses goodnight to escape combat*
*it's super effective*

 

It's Spike week on... Spike

 

social standards dictate you're actually pretty socially retarded

 

You sure do like to throw that word around a lot...

 

Not saying your implying this, but I want to say this:

I'm just going to say this right here and now, just simply saying the word "retarded" is not wrong in any way whatsoever. Now I dare anyone to come to me and say otherwise, but I've actually been around mentally handycapped kids almost my entire life. I know when the like is crossed, I know when someone goes to far and they are just plain simply wrong, Nixter isn't any where around that line. He's not even in the same general location. I understand special kids more than most, actually.

 

It was originally just used as a verb meaning to slow down right?

 

Yes. This makes me happy. Retarded is just a synonym for moronic or idiotic. It's just a retired term for mentally handicapped.
I will also flip the shit if anybody is offended by the word.