☆ The Space Pirates - Scourge of the stars, Bandits of Mars. ☆

I should really buy the PC version of Skyrim

I abandoned Skyrim before the legendary patch

also, mods

I got this mod for fallout where you only did 50% damage and you took like 300% in return

it was a good mod

 

Fuck that shit. I probably wouldn't have made it past the frost troll on the steps at that difficulty.

 

I can kill any dragon, Mage, or undead.
Frost-Trolls however, I will nope the fuck outta there if I see one.

 

wait a minute holy shit Lights is another guilty pleasure of mine

 

You cant kill Frost Trolls? They are easy as hell to kill.

 

I'm sorry. You seem to have forgotten the whole regeneration of health thing. Also their sole desire to fuck all your shit up.

 

Bro. BROOO. Fire. I used the Flame spell and an iron dagger and kill the steps one on Master.
No clothes/armor.

 

you
you, uh

can't kill a frost troll that has 460 points of health and does 65pts of damage

but, uh

can kill a flying Legendary Dragon that has 4363 points of health and it's bite/tail alone does 300pts of damage


yeah, sure, ok

 

Goodnight crewmates

 

The way that they walk scares me.

 

Ditto.

 

"THE WAY THEY LIMP TOWARDS ME IS S-S-S-S-S-SCARY"

 

Shut up man. They. Scare. Me.

 

One time i was lining up a shot and this fox ran in front of me and i lost my shit and almost fell over

 

3spooky5me

 

...
It looks cute to me

 

2spooky4me / 2spooky = generally scared
3spook5me = sarcasm

 

I hate being innactive ;n;

My shitty iPad can only do so much...


Also, Frost trolls are easy.
Simply aggro it to a town...let it eat the town, then kill it after laughing your ass off.

 

I lure snow bears into towns to watch all of the guards get mauled. Gets me every time.

 

I lured a few giants into solace....
So hard....but worth it.