☆ The Space Pirates - Scourge of the stars, Bandits of Mars. ☆

that is where it started. then it spread to rainbow scourge and infinity.

 

I'm back from my hate sleep. What happend meenwhile I was gone?

 

Maids...

 

...aha...

 

While on the talk of servants, I'm naming myself the official bartender and coffee maker of this crew.

A dangerous position indeed, but to handle the drinks in a pirate crew is to handle the strings of destiny

 

Could you put pigeon milk in my coffee?

 

oh oh oh. do you have muffins? muffins go great with coffe

 

Do you have any Coffee beans from Alpha-Zeta V?

 

Your fearless leader, Steam Pirate, has resigned. I have taken his place and shall now be known as

Clan Leader, Torang The Twelfth Wonder of the Universe​

☆★Torang12★☆ (Steam Pirate)​

 

*Gasp!*

 

Does the new captain want a commemoration coffee made from crushed beans from Zeta V? I can put tentacle bits in too!

 

NO THAT'S MY JOB

 

Sure, why not?

 

Stop trying to poison the captain with your Cofuhey

 

*Handles a strange, boiling purple liquid with cuuuuuuute little pink tentacles on them*

Here you go ser'!

That's Vlad's job as maid. The maids are always the assassins, I tell you

 

The ninja assassin maids trained me will.

 

The butler did it!

 

Not sure if the best kind of maid or the worst kind of maid

 

Oh god... Don't tell me the Maid infection has spread to this thread too now. I thought it was bad enough 6 of the 9 active people on the brony thread were maids now. *shudders.* There are too many maids... Not enough.. amazingly wise butlers...

 

no I was a maid the whole time i have to make some money before i eat these people.