☆ The Space Pirates - Scourge of the Stars, Bandits of Mars. ☆

*cautiously pokes with a stick from behind a bench*

Momma Tori, is it real? I thought these things didn't exist anymore.

 

Well don't touch it, it might have something.

 

...

It's looking at me now what do I do??
No. No. Abort. Abort. I repeat: retreat. Do not make contact
Hide!

 

As long as it looks like food, then you're safe.

 

I hate clowns...

 

ps4 livestream at

 

Hello everyone!
Appears there are clowns a plenty.
A clown can't honk if you disable it's hand.

 

Computer/C:/Windows/1/2/2014/"happynewyearfuckers.exe/
Happy new year, you scurvy, pathetic, submissive beta asslickers.
It has been a long year for many of us. Hopes, disappointments. We all had our expectations, no matter how big or small. Some of them have been fulfilled, some have not. Whichever case you fit, you must agree that we have had an outstanding year - we have grown substantially, our members sperglorded themselves all over the forums, we had a few noteworthy tea parties, we got to be a controversial part of the forums little watched by mods due to our astounding number of new posts every minute. (This may not be true now, as our page got deleted and we lost all of our medals and glory... more on that later, not that it matters). During a troublesome time for myself, i handed over the controls of the clan to one of my admins, Torang. As much of a pathetic no life batch of organic material waste he is, he is MY pathetic no life batch of organic material waste. He did very well with the task that i suddenly dumped on his narrow shoulders, and even managed to make the clan prosper while i was gone.

This year, i would like to give special thanks to some of my friends, here on the forums. Here goes.
Riggyniggy.
You are one of the cutest little bums i ever got to Slitherin. You braved through the lack of sufficient lubrication and took it all, and through it all, i got it my way. We did it like champs bro, fullhomo, we didn't even care. We are going to get married and run a cupcake shop in Capitol Hill.​

We'll be happy little yanks 4eva.​

Zooey
Because you are old enough to realize that you are too old to deal with a bunch of ranting twelve year olds, which results in a swoft and efficont solotion of the problom. You are matur and we love. ​

Valen
Bro, i know football is keeping you back. But don't become a meathead. Become a virgin meathead by joining us once more.​

Torang
You managed the clan splendidly during my surges of aspieness. And you weren't such a dick before. Well, you were. And you still are. ​

You were always a lil f***, Tora.
​

Creepwolf
Awesome art, awesome member. Awesome everything. Also is Irish-Asian Celtic Caucasian South American Ginger German Dude. ​

Shotte
You know what i have to thank you for, Shotty. You are the reason we ever started in the first place.

Strawhat/Argie
He is cool as hell​

Seriously​

He radiates coolness

Spire
Shit man he stole my purse
Yeh but did you see dat top hat tho

Gish
He likes 40k.

Ghostar
She didn't ban all of us

FPOD
Squats and oats, that's how you get a sexy ass.​

AND IN POSTHUMOUS MENTION: The Crew Of Flight 214 Asiana
Sum Ting Wong​

Wi Tu Lo​

Ho Lee Fuk​

Bang Ding Ow

By the way... about our old thread. We surpassed the Adamyte Warriors 11x in post count and page count, and like count. With much fewer members. Now that's my pride baby right there.
Once more, happy new year, may your lift PR's go up, your beta radiation levels and bf% down, and finally, stay classy San Piratos.​

 

ey cumea u a fagt

 

You could of told me happy birthday, but i understand i'm still just a background character, but the minute one of you turns your back, i will take your place as a main. That's a promise.

 

Most of these guise has known me for years. Much friend. Much wow.
But who knos

 

My birthday starts in 7 hours, and i'm going to get drunk off soda....Somehow.

 

what happened to you sleeping
youliedtome;n;

 

iPad
Got notification on Tapatalk
Woke me up
Fagets

 

E NOIS PORRAAAA

 

>not having ipad on silent while sleeping
>not disabling push notifications

 

que isso jovem?