☆ The Space Pirates - Scourge of the Stars, Bandits of Mars. ☆

LOL No...

 

Can I share porn links to you? Oh wait I'm not your friend. No one is.

 

NOTE: I don't like porn.

 

but porn is great I can show you some really good porn

 

I'm sure your cousin appreciates porn.

 

No, I just don't get it. Its kind of pathetic to me.
Its like playing Doom II but instead of playing the whole game, you just use "IDCLEV30" and go directly to the last map. There is no fun in that.

 

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what

 

I just don't like it.

 

Good evening everyone!

This made me laugh.

 

Actually it's like going on an adventure and slaying the dragon but instead you do it at the comfort of your home while eating pizza. Your choice.

 

Thank you, that was the intetion of the example.

You are a horrible person.

 

x3 Oh you're such a tease.

 

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Oh man, why do all the hilarious conversations happen while I'm away?
It's because I'm fat, isn't it? >.<

 

Your rolls of blubber repels ugly people.

 

Am I the only who didn't had an imaginary friend?

 

your lack of subject-verb agreement attracts nazis

 

Nope

 

Good.

 

Hello Pirates! How are you?