☆ The Space Pirates - Scourge of the Stars, Bandits of Mars. ☆

I have a new friend

 

I made friends with something that looked like a yellow glob of shit with eyes on it that threw rocks at people.

 

Ugly things deserve love too. Too bad we never get any.

 

I made friends with an adorable little yellow iguana thing with Rayman legs.

Then I went back and enslaved legions of his brothers and sisters.

 

Can you show us a picture of your act of slavery?

 

U GUISE, COME TO DAYZ.

 

I got a Strange Festive Black Box, eat shit niggas!

 

kk wut server

EDIT: wait shit, you don't mean the new one, do you?

 

If you look close you can find him.

his brothers and sisters are shoved in a chest somewhere.

 

The girl I like uses drugs

 

and are you a lightweight and can't do any of dat kush?

 

I do indeed.

 

...
What?

 

don't you remember, snoop lion?

 

How I love the Inspect Element function.

 

...But sadly, this time I'm serious...

 

it's great

:c

kill her drug dealer

problem solved!

 

She looks happy about it, and I think is her boyfriend who give her drugs.

 

even better! you take out the competition AND the harbinger of suicidal thoughts!

 

No, she is happy with the guy too...
Well, I just saw something pervert, now I'm depressed, I better go to sleep, good night everyone.