☆ The Space Pirates - Scourge of the Stars, Bandits of Mars. ☆

I LOVE the blood vomit attack!
Reminds me of my good ol' days playing metal slug 3

 

Hot blood vomit? This sounds like... Oh no! BIRDEMIC THE MOVIE!

 

Page 42.

 

Dem Monoeyes and der zambies.

 

Well, I'm in the gamma sector with tier 3 armor and weapons, and I can't survive one night. The armor is useless.

 

ya know... one of the functions of hair conditioner is to raise the hair's acidity to prevent it from becoming opaque.
Because of this acidity, hair conditioner is not considered a good lube for masturbating. It's creamy texture may even feel good in the begining, but in the end it will cause some pain in your genitals

 

u wot

 

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Good night everyone...
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Oh, and you know this how?

 

years of personal experience!
I REGRET NOTHING

 

*High five*! Wait...was that a good idea after......?

 

Wh... Why use hair conditioner like that to begin with?

 

iunno...
gotta try everything, i guess

 

When people are desperate, people will do anything.

 

Oh believe me, I know this. But I'd never look at Hair Conditioner and be like "That looks like a good idea, there's no way it'll hurt"

 

anyone who knows any of this music is cool

 

Who is supposed to know if it hurts or not? Not everyone knows stuff about conditioner.

 

Danger Doom and Lights! o/

 

Goodnight crewmates

 

congrats you're cool!!!