☆ The Space Pirates - Scourge of the Stars, Bandits of Mars. ☆

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You're right...

 

idk what's going on ;-;

at least stuff like this happens

 

I was guna say something but then I forgot c:
anyways, my dad takes these fish oil pill thingys that are suppose to make your skin and heart healthier, and he accidentally bit one.
He spent the next hour washing his mouth out.

 

I cut one open once. My hand smelled like vagina for 2 weeks straight.

 

hay

 

...I hate swallowing pills so I usually chew regardless.
Even if it's... *shudder* fish oil.

 

Aww you don't swallow.

 

(•_•)

 

I don't swallow pills...
*wonk*

 

casual detected

 

Level 1 MMO players be like

 

Arigmus: one day
Arigmus: gish had a bumhole
Arigmus: and he decided he needed a strong man to dildo it with his donger
Arigmus: so he messaged torang on steam because torang is black and therefore has been in prison several times and is therefore strong and asked him if he wanted to dildo his butthole
Arigmus: torang replied with enthusiasm
Arigmus: torang loved butthole dildoing ever since his dad introduced him to it as a child
Arigmus: and ever since that day torangs butthole has been too loose to dildo but he still derived pleasure from dildoing other peoples buttholes
Arigmus: so he accepted gishes offer, excited by the prospect of a nice fresh firm butthole to dildo
Arigmus: so then they met up
Arigmus: and torang dildoed gishes butthole until it was a gaping chasm
Arigmus: the end

By Arigmus. 10/10

 

Enough internet for today, then.

 

hay

 

I had the most unsual dream...
I must tell my dad that I love him...

 

Hey, so did I! It was an odd series of dreams that I can't really describe.

 

vriska is literally the worst in every way

 

Shush Vriska is my babu.