☆ The Space Pirates - Scourge of the Stars, Bandits of Mars. ☆

EVERYONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION

but it is too far and i dont want to move

 

Its is the menu but I can't equip it.

 

Im scared the forum just all of a sudden died down

 

i'm not dead...yet!

 

You click on it and then click lock in.

 

Oh hey space pirates is back. Horray!

 

My best friend is back with his girlfriend...
I'm the only one alone again.

 

You and me both buddy. Although I don't plan on dating until I've graduated from pharmacy school, and have gotten a stable job.

 

One splendid afternoon, basketball superstar Michael Jordan slipped on a pair of loafers, some cool slacks, and what appears to be a Timex. "What a fine day!" exclaimed Mr. Jordan. "I think I shall chomp on a cigar whilst bouncing, or 'dribbling,' a basketball very close to the floor!"


Mr. Jordan was pleased with himself. "What a fine day!" he repeated, exclamatorily. "I certainly hope my splendid afternoon isn't interrupted by some kind of annoying nocturnal omnivor-"

 

Meanwhile, somewhere in the Adirondacks, a young couple was expressing a long-repressed love for each other. "Oh, Hector!" exclaimed Julia. "Your lips are so soft and smoochable!"


"Please don't call me Hector," replied Joseph, "as that is not my name. However, Julia, I am also enjoying smooching you and I am glad that, save for one white-shirted douchebag, we are all alon-"

 

no like thats my character name. Hylotle have water and peace love happiness names

 

Also Spike. Spike loves hylotl.

 

I am a terrible person.

I brought doom to an entire crew of helpful space pirate avians in an attempt to use them as pawns against the mothership. I still won, but they're all dead.

Oh well, they died for a good cause

Also, goodnight.

 

And I ejected my brother's copy of GTA V because he refuses to study. He's steaming mad at me right now, and had to take a 5-minute breather. Life sucks at times.

 

How old is this brother of yours again?

 

16. He's throwing a tantrum and swears at me whenever he gets the chance.

I don't like him.

 

If he's 16 don't let him continue to throw tantrums. What would happen if you yelled back at him? I'm asking because I honestly want to help you but I can't unless I know exactly what happens between you and your brother.

 

He's a piece of crap to everyone. His parents yells at him, and he yells back, thinking that his parents are supressing his freedom with unreasonable demands, such as STUDYING. He's not redeemable in my eyes; I hate and loathe him, and I hope I can get as far away from him as possible. One day though.

 

When you're 16 you are, or at least you must be, mature enough to know when is the moment to have fun and when is the moment to work. No offence, but your brother needs discipline...