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Norse Mythology is amazing, they made up Elves and Dwarves. They are the pinnacle of "fantasy".

 

What the fuck, Poseidon

 

Yarrr, booty. (Yarrr, pirate puns)

 

There's also another story about Prometheus who was a Titan. Prometheus told Zeus that humans should have fire, but Zeus thought it would cause destruction and be bad, so he said no. Prometheus gave people fire anyway and Zeus made him suffer by tying him to a mountain and having vultures pick at his guts, but he was immortal, so he suffered forever.

 

hey tora why don't you go have sex with percy jackson

wait or is tora percy jackson

 

Vulture? It was an eagle.
Get wrecked son.

 

Yee Haw

 

i love how the word vulture is like culture with v

 

Except you forgot to mention that Prometheus did all this because his dumb ass brother fucked up and gave animals all the deadly shit so Prometheus gave people fire so Darwin wouldn't kick their ass.

 

darwin is a magician that created humans and skipped the evolution process what fucking darwin are you talking about

 

OH leme gib opinion too

My fav mythology is the christian mythology, particulary the stories about the angel brothers
Like, back then god made the angels and they were all happy and shit, and then he made humans who were scrubs and the angels were forced to obey then, even being way more badass than them.
Then one of the angels was like "fuck this, those apes eat their shit and draw penis on the sand all the time and i have to serve them? BS, im gonna kill them"
And his brother Mike was all like "WTF Lou, dad told us to be cool with them!"
and they fought each other, and some other angels also got involved in this fight
and then Lou lost the battle and was sent to a fiery prison dimension with some other angels, and later he actually became kind of a prison guard himself

everything is so cool \o/

 

i like the TRUTH of PAGAN LORE

i.e. burning people make crops grow better \o/

 

hahaha that's not a mythology
that's science

 

;n;

there are multiple versions of the story, as well as many other Greek mythology stories.

 

i said lore not mythology you absolute cunt

 

whoa now dont go all jammal on me billy

 

jamal sounds like a nigga name

 

on that note, stop insulting me

 

lalala i cant hear you