☆ The Space Pirates - Scourge of the Stars, Bandits of Mars. ☆

warm liquids

 

Hot drinks, bed sheets.

 

stick your head in the oven

 

butsecs

 

Character's Nickname: Dingus
Your age and gender: 17 Male
Where are you from: The Land of DonkaDo
A short description of yourself: I'm a wannabe Game Designer that tries to learn programming. On the side I like to kill demons with my trusty DingusBringer (A solid gold hammer, like Thor's, that crushes skulls for a living), and also write. Some call me an intellectual, and some call me a weirdo, BUT the only thing I know I am... is a Dingus.
Why you want to join: Because why wouldn't I? Pirates are cool, you all smell good and eat plenty of fruits! Plundering booty with our cutlass' would be pretty entertaining too!
Steam Name: YeHardyHaydn
Timezone: Whatever Timezone Texas is in.
Your custom rank description here: The Dingus Master
Will you follow the rules? Yes, because if I didn't I'd probably end up in federal prison... I can't go back there man, I just can't.

 

We are all pretty fruity.. and I know I smell damn fine.

 

TIME FOR SOME BEEF JERK AND LEMOS!

 

WHOA THERE GRANDAD, GO TAKE YOUR MEDS.

 

When I got home from school my hands smelled like Cinnabons, and I realized that would be the best smelling hand lotion ever.

 

...I don't know what those are. I'm guessing Cinnamon flavoured something.

 

Cinnabons are a popular brand of cinnamon buns in murica.
Probably Europe too.

 

Never heard of a cinnamon bun either. You odd 'Muricans. I'll have to grab one next time I'm over there.

 

sometimes i smell like basil

 

That does not look delicious.

 

Do a google image search. It may not look good from the picture I posted, but trust me, they are fucking delicious.

 

LOLOL BUKKUP CAKE

 

I'm more of a... Cake person.

 

so dis mean I'm a pirate? Can I steal riches and kill British parliament members?