Comments on Profile Post by Alkanthe

*grabs the phone with his beak and lands in a tree*

GET BACK HERE YOU SON OF A PEAHEN *starts climbing the tree*

*me stares at Miss Alkane climbing into the tree*

...I won't hurt you if you'll give me back my phone. If you drop it, however, all bets are off.

*carefully balances the phone on the branch*

I'm warning you...

*looks at Miss Alkane, then to the phone, then back to Miss Alkane.*

...
I'll give you cheese if you'll give me the phone, safely, and it doesn't break.

*looks as if he's considering it*

*carefully picks up the phone and flies down to the ground.*

I'm not gonna jump off the tree, if that's what ya want. *climbs down carefully*

*me slowly places the phone on the ground and flies out of arm's reach*

Thanks! *runs to phone and grabs it*

*mimics human laughter*