(Rather than assist his best friend fight for her life, sits down and noms on some popcorn, wide-eyed and cheerful) You'll die, dude, she'll murder your death until you die from dying, before you even know your dead!
*Backs up a bit* I really don't think you can wield Schrodinger, REALLY. It's a 70-pound chunk of Violium, Impervium, and Ferozium Hybrid, and is unwieldy as hell!
Heh, alright kiddo, give it a swing. *With a grunt, hefts the sword into the dirt, sending chunks up from it's strength alone, and holds the pommel out with a grin*
(It's ridiculous for something you have to swing with both hands, and quickly too or else you're wide open for a strike, imagine swinging a baseball bat like a sword, repeatedly, for several minutes, then amplify it by around 10.)
*sword stops upon hitting the coat*
"Heheheh . i designed and commisioned this thing myself... Lined with graphene, under which is a super non newtonian fluid that hardens when hit, and explodes if exposed to oxygen! It is arranged in little cells as not to all flow to the bottom"
SCIENCE TIME YOU MUNCHKIN XD! A non-Newtonian fluid would be great for stopping a bullet wound and turning it into a bruise, but a 70 pound chunk of metal swinging at you would still knock to a good foot or two off your ass. It hardens, it doesn't completely stop force magically.
I provide the strength to stay still. If you look at my feet you can see i have melted into the ground partway- thats why i couldnt dodge the sword hitting my toes
I know perfectly well how non- newtonians work
You see how burnt it is? The nerves are so burnt you cant even see it! You need medical attention. I superheated the handle. I can go without medical attention for much longer than you can
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