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  2. Alkanthe
    Alkanthe
    Who wants to have a bad time?
    Jan 7, 2016
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  3. zeskorion
    zeskorion
    Ill give you one
    Jan 7, 2016
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  4. Alkanthe
    Alkanthe
    No, I'LL give YOU one!
    Jan 7, 2016
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  5. zeskorion
    zeskorion
    ROUND
    ... 2
    Jan 7, 2016
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  6. Alkanthe
    Alkanthe
    FIGHT!
    Jan 7, 2016
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  7. zeskorion
    zeskorion
    *punch*
    Jan 7, 2016
  8. Sir Wilfrey
    Sir Wilfrey
    (Rather than assist his best friend fight for her life, sits down and noms on some popcorn, wide-eyed and cheerful) You'll die, dude, she'll murder your death until you die from dying, before you even know your dead!
    Jan 7, 2016
  9. Alkanthe
    Alkanthe
    *soda*
    Jan 7, 2016
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  10. zeskorion
    zeskorion
    *ice cream*(on fire)
    Jan 7, 2016
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  11. Alkanthe
    Alkanthe
    *begins giggling, which quickly changes to a very unsettling, ominous laugh* You think FROZEN COW PRODUCT is gonna beat me?!
    Jan 7, 2016
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  12. zeskorion
    zeskorion
    You think carbonated water-syrup is gonna beat me?
    Jan 7, 2016
  13. Alkanthe
    Alkanthe
    No, I think I'M gonna beat you! Wilfrey! Gimme your sword!
    Jan 7, 2016
  14. zeskorion
    zeskorion
    No blade shall touch me
    Jan 7, 2016
  15. Sir Wilfrey
    Sir Wilfrey
    *Backs up a bit* I really don't think you can wield Schrodinger, REALLY. It's a 70-pound chunk of Violium, Impervium, and Ferozium Hybrid, and is unwieldy as hell!
    Jan 7, 2016
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  16. Alkanthe
    Alkanthe
    *Wiggles fingers* Nanobots~
    Jan 7, 2016
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  17. zeskorion
    zeskorion
    Nanobots or sword, cant stab me!
    Jan 7, 2016
  18. Sir Wilfrey
    Sir Wilfrey
    Heh, alright kiddo, give it a swing. *With a grunt, hefts the sword into the dirt, sending chunks up from it's strength alone, and holds the pommel out with a grin*
    Jan 7, 2016
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  19. Alkanthe
    Alkanthe
    (Nevermind that the nanomachines can't really hold something that heavy very well...)
    Jan 7, 2016
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  20. Sir Wilfrey
    Sir Wilfrey
    *Is holding it out, an eyebrow raised* If you can spell his name right, sure.
    Jan 7, 2016
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  21. zeskorion
    zeskorion
    What about the pink one from crossedfangs
    Jan 7, 2016
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  22. Alkanthe
    Alkanthe
    Alright! 70 pound sword, here we go! (70 pounds isn't THAT much, is it?) *grabs the hilt two-handed and pulls*
    Jan 7, 2016
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  23. zeskorion
    zeskorion
    (70 pounds is only 25 pounds less than me)
    Jan 7, 2016
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  24. Sir Wilfrey
    Sir Wilfrey
    (It's ridiculous for something you have to swing with both hands, and quickly too or else you're wide open for a strike, imagine swinging a baseball bat like a sword, repeatedly, for several minutes, then amplify it by around 10.)
    Jan 7, 2016
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  25. zeskorion
    zeskorion
    (use it as a hammer)
    Jan 7, 2016
  26. Sir Wilfrey
    Sir Wilfrey
    (It's a sword, treat it like a sword. Zesko's a scrub, treat him like a scrub!)
    Jan 7, 2016
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  27. Alkanthe
    Alkanthe
    ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT *spins around and slashes at Zesko - if she misses she'll probably spin around again and hit Wilfrey*
    Jan 7, 2016
  28. zeskorion
    zeskorion
    *sword stops upon hitting the coat*
    "Heheheh . i designed and commisioned this thing myself... Lined with graphene, under which is a super non newtonian fluid that hardens when hit, and explodes if exposed to oxygen! It is arranged in little cells as not to all flow to the bottom"
    Jan 7, 2016
  29. Alkanthe
    Alkanthe
    *As the sword stops, Alley is thrown forward and lets go, landing on her face- wait no, her mask.*
    Jan 7, 2016
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  30. zeskorion
    zeskorion
    *sword falls on foot*
    "Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
    Jan 7, 2016
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  31. Sir Wilfrey
    Sir Wilfrey
    SCIENCE TIME YOU MUNCHKIN XD! A non-Newtonian fluid would be great for stopping a bullet wound and turning it into a bruise, but a 70 pound chunk of metal swinging at you would still knock to a good foot or two off your ass. It hardens, it doesn't completely stop force magically.
    Jan 7, 2016
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  32. zeskorion
    zeskorion
    I provide the strength to stay still. If you look at my feet you can see i have melted into the ground partway- thats why i couldnt dodge the sword hitting my toes
    I know perfectly well how non- newtonians work
    Jan 7, 2016
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  33. Sir Wilfrey
    Sir Wilfrey
    Strength or no, your bones would've been smashed to pieces.
    Jan 7, 2016
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  34. zeskorion
    zeskorion
    Who says they werent?
    Jan 7, 2016
  35. Alkanthe
    Alkanthe
    HAH! THEN I WON
    Jan 7, 2016
  36. zeskorion
    zeskorion
    Did you?
    Look at your hand where you held the sword
    Jan 7, 2016
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  37. Alkanthe
    Alkanthe
    ...... *looks at hand*
    Jan 7, 2016
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  38. zeskorion
    zeskorion
    You see how burnt it is? The nerves are so burnt you cant even see it! You need medical attention. I superheated the handle. I can go without medical attention for much longer than you can
    Jan 7, 2016
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  39. Alkanthe
    Alkanthe
    *takes deep breath* .... WILFREEEEEY KILL HIM NOW
    Jan 7, 2016
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  40. zeskorion
    zeskorion
    This was a fair battle
    You gonna do that? Than i can do whatever i need.
    *throws coat in air*
    *is gone when coat falls*
    Jan 7, 2016
  41. Sir Wilfrey
    Sir Wilfrey
    *Steals coat* Thanks, gonna go sell it to some creep on Ebay!
    Jan 7, 2016
  42. zeskorion
    zeskorion
    *as soon as coat is lifted you are stabbed in the chest*
    *takes coat*
    Sorry, extradimensional storage! I used some nanowraps in that time as well!
    Jan 7, 2016
  43. Sir Wilfrey
    Sir Wilfrey
    *Goes pale and falls to the ground*
    Jan 7, 2016
  44. zeskorion
    zeskorion
    You see? Who needs skill when you have trickery, right?
    Now how about i patch yall up
    Jan 7, 2016
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  45. zeskorion
    zeskorion
    *bandages unconscious bodies*
    *leaves*
    *zesko wins*
    Jan 7, 2016
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  46. IJustWantTheModsBrah
    IJustWantTheModsBrah
    *claps amusedly&
    Jan 7, 2016
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  47. The Squid
    The Squid
    Jesus guys I had 71 alerts ( :O
    Jan 8, 2016
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  48. IJustWantTheModsBrah
    IJustWantTheModsBrah
    I bring salt wherever I go... And friends. And doritoes. Salty doritos
    Jan 8, 2016
  49. Alkanthe
    Alkanthe
    Nah, just the salt. It's catching too. *sneezes*
    Jan 8, 2016
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  50. zeskorion
    zeskorion
    I knew a dude who was so salty he went into the pool and it became the dead sea
    Jan 8, 2016
  51. IJustWantTheModsBrah
    IJustWantTheModsBrah
    This is why I love this community
    Jan 8, 2016
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