Comments on Profile Post by Alternal

You monster

You sick bastard.

Don't worry Cow I will protect you.

I DID NOT MEAN EATING IT. Who are the real monsters?!

I hate to think of what you did mean then. You can't have my friend, he's my property.

I have my own cow friend thank you very much. His name is Jim, and we have weekly chess tournaments.

YOU DON'T OWN MEEEEEE

You any good at it? I'm a fan of chess myself.

Actually yes. I once beat my Dad in just two moves..... I don't even know how.... I just moved my queen and was like oh. I win.

That's the shortest possible game, and it requires both sides to move very specifically :D

Hoorah! I have officially participated in the shortest possible chess game. :)
I feel accomplished.