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Gredd18
Giant Laser Beams, Male, from Somewhere close by, I'd wager.
It's Important that friends stick together. A rarity, good friends are. Jul 27, 2017
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When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade**!
Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons; what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager***! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Gredd18 lemons!
Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down... with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers**** to invent a combustible***** lemon that burns your house down******!
*Warning: Thinking is dangerous and should not be attempted without training, and supervision of a responsible adult. But we all know responsible adults are a lie so that bit doesn't matter.
**Actually, you should. It tastes nice.
***Life may not have a manager.
****I don't have any engineers. Yet.
*****Not sure if this is entirely possible.
******We need to check if life has a house. Apparently, I'm being told it's called the Earth. The planet we live on. ALRIGHT SOMEONE FIND A MASSIVE NAPALM-FILLED LEMON OR TURN THE EARTH INTO A LEMON. I DON'T CARE THAT BOTH ARE IMPOSSIBLE, DO IT.
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