Comments on Profile Post by Polar Bear

I believe you mean "I like your cool and original name that has no affiliation with polar bear at all."

Uhhhh, gurl. I was Plague Doctor before u was even on these forums.

So was I, good sir. I believe that you don't realize that I was the original Plague Doctor, and found a time machine, and that's how I know I qualify, gurl.

Liar, I see. Too bad that Zed was the original Plague Doctor, and many already know this. Too bad that finding a time machine is terrible thought out. The REAL original plague doctor is only here now because of a mutation of an attempted vaccine that caused regenerative capabilities beyond that of any normal creature.
MY CANON WAS HERE FIRST, DERP, YOU CAN'T JUST DO THAT. YOU CAN'T JUST OVERRIDE WHAT WAS, AND IS.

WELL YOU MUST NOT KNOW HOW TIMETRAVEL WORKS.... HAVE YOU EVEN PLAYED BIOSHOCK?!

I am suddenly okay with your continued existence on the grounds that- DIBS ON BEING FROM THIS UNIVERSE. THERE I CALLED IT. DONE.

Ok, this universe sucks anyway considering you were the first plague doctor.

IF IT'S SO BAD, THEN JUST LEAVE.

The Time machine left before I could. It had already realized how bad this universe was.

Or maybe it realized how terrible you were. It is my task to fix you, so that your time machine will love you again. I can only help if you're willing.

Well, obviously since you've never seen the time machine it must hate you much more than me.

Then I will stay with you forever.