What's not to love? You're a freaking polar bear! You're weigh several hundred pounds, you beat the hell out of innocent seals, you have the potential to grow up to ten feet tall and weigh up to 1400 pounds, you don't hibernate like lazy forest bears do, your only predator is humans...
...and you can swim around 6 miles per hour and around a distance of 100 miles before you have to take a break and beat the hell out of another innocent seal. Not to mention that your fur is cool and not actually white, but rather just hollow, which reflects light and traps sunlight to stay warm.
What's not to love?? You're big, fuzzy, and beautiful, baby!!
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