Comments on Profile Post by Daniel

Yeah my company "Squirled away" gives me free health insurance, due to me falling off trees.

Though the tips are kinda lousy, even though I like acorns a lot, I prefer money.

Yeah. I love the job, it's like a huge game of "Hide and go seek" except the squirrels request a restraining order.

Boy. You guys have it easy... I chase semi-sentient assassin peanuts.

I thought you killed Ideas.

Okay, you caught me. I'm retired from the peanut chasing... I just sit around and rant now... But still, you haven't chased nothin' until you've chased an assassin peanut across the globe.

Squirrels with a drug addiction are the worst. They tend to get so violent.