Comments on Profile Post by themushroomlord

What is it?

If I told you that I'd have to kill you...

'carefully observing themushroomlord's behavior with one hand on the gun behind the belt'

If you killed me, you'd be dead too...
*stares at him with a whale-like pokerface*

But you need to know what I have to tell you, or you're going to die!

So tell me already!

But then I'd have to kill you!

I'm basically a sun-based creature, I can't be killed

Well then, if I wait a few billion of years won't your core slowly turn to iron before you collapse. I'll have you know I'm very patient, the patient of a mental ward intact!

Good enugh.
*solar breath attack*

Ha, ha, little did you know I have a shield of solar panels ready to absorb your attack!

*solar breath on solar breath creating a black hole absorbing the shield*
*eat the mushrooom*