Comments on Profile Post by Omicron445

Well, the Mythbusters have shown just what you can do with duct tape. So go build yourself that boat!

I've heard rumors that duct tape can fix everything. x3

*Thinks of the engines at school*
*Thinks of the cabinet at home*
*Considers the computer he's on right now*
Yeah, I'd say it can fix anything.

Got a broken shelf? Duct tape can fix it. Leaking pipe? Duct tape can fix it. Screaming hostage? Duct tape can fix it. I reckon I could stop an earthquake with enough duct tape, it's the best stuff ever.

So basically, when the next Mayan apocalypse is due, we should just change all industry to duct tape, so that when the world cracks we can just tape it over?

Pretty much, yeah. Ragnarok was a couple of years ago, do you see the Earth being ravaged by demons? Of course not, because we duct taped all their entrances.

'deep voice of demon'
You are mistaken... I've made it through your pathetic atempt to stop us from conqering the world! HAHAHAHA!!
'devilish laugh increasing rapidly'

*gets duct type* we are prepared! x3

*gets a giant roll of duct tape on a road roller*
Have at thee, demon!

NOOOOUUHHMMMM!! 'mouth quickly duct-taped by Iris and Firestorm258, causing 9999 points of damage!'
'Iris's and Firestorm258's level is now 80!'