Noooooooooooossssssss!
*runs away to reform with other waffles*
*army of waffles comes from the horizon*
Get ready my men, because tonight we dine *all soldiers at once* IN HELL!!!
*all waffle warriors see a fellow soldier getting eaten*
All their faces ----> O ¬ O
RETREAT!!!
*The thousands of waffles run back to the small village to the north to plan*
I looked at your steam page
Jesus! You all are sooo high leveled
I'm only like level 3 (I don't buy too many games on steam because of their policies, they could literally screw you over at any moment)
ANYWAY
Me: Good, they're (I don't know what pronouns you want me to use) taking the bait! Call the French Toast from the east!
*Hordes of French Toast start yelling "VIVE LA RÉVOLUTION", and running towards you*
HUZZAH!
*Sends waffles back to the front lines with the French toast*
ATTACK!!!
*Millions of tiny soldiers start pocking you with with tiny spears, swords, and axes*
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