The Questions Dead Bear Emporium!

Discussion in 'Corporations Archive' started by The Question, May 22, 2013.

  1. The Question

    The Question Ketchup Robot

    Do You Need A Dead Bear? Have You Ever Thought Of Owning A Dead Bear? Well Welcome To The Questions Dead Bear Emporium, Where You Can Order Dead Bears In Bulk. Just Consider All The The Advantages Of Owning A Dead Bear!

    Advantages Of Owning A Dead Bear!
    Piss Of Your Neighbors With An Ungodly Stench Of Rotting Bear!
    Use Parts Of The Bear, Such As The "Hands" For Caving In The Skulls Of Your Enemies!
    Comedic Effect!
    Makes Great Catapult Fodder!
    Is Great With Children!
    Very Tasty!
    The Fur Make Great Pseudo-Facial Hair!
    Hide Luke Skywalker Inside Of One In The Middle Of An Ice Planet To Keep Him Warm!
    Drag One Behind Your Car To Make A Huge Mess!
    Use It To Insulate Your Mech!
    Punching Bag!
    Drop Them From Orbit Using Your Ship!
    Cover Your/Your Enemies Base In Them!
    More Uses Coming Soon!

    Bears Are Free, If Anything, Your Being My Garbage Man. Also Come In Bulk, In Amounts From 1-500!
    Order One Today!
    Of All The Things I've Lost, The Thing I Miss The Most Is My Mind.
    Sincerely, The Question.
    Professional Fist Fighter & Mad Man
     
  2. Fishcake

    Fishcake Pangalactic Porcupine

    But, this is sad.
     
  3. The Question

    The Question Ketchup Robot

    Hahahah... You Think This Is Sad? You Should See Our Warehouse. We Call It "The Pile"
     
  4. Fishcake

    Fishcake Pangalactic Porcupine

    I'd rather see that.
     
  5. The Question

    The Question Ketchup Robot

    Ok, Just Step Ove- WAIT A MINUTE... You Just Spoke Like A Human And Now You Spoke Like A Robit! YOUR A FRAAAAUUUUDDDD!
     
  6. Fishcake

    Fishcake Pangalactic Porcupine

    Lies, It was a temporary flaw in my systems. It is now repaired.
     
  7. The Question

    The Question Ketchup Robot

    Oh, Ok. Just Follow Me Sir, Yes Over To This Dome Over Here.
    *You See A Massive Dome, The Size Of New York City*
    *It Begins To Open*
    AHAHAAHAHAHHA (Laughing Manically)
    *Dome Opens To Reveal Hundreds Of Millions Of Dead Bears*
     
  8. Fishcake

    Fishcake Pangalactic Porcupine

    I can't smell anything.
     
  9. The Question

    The Question Ketchup Robot

    Mutual Partnership With Febreeze Makes Sure Of That. I Wouldn't Ask Why Its Mutual.
    So, Do You Want Any Bears Or Bear Parts?
     
  10. Fishcake

    Fishcake Pangalactic Porcupine

    Well, I would love to have Bear Tounges.
    Not a Fetish or some shit.
     
  11. The Question

    The Question Ketchup Robot

    Alright, How Many Bear Tongues?
     
  12. Fishcake

    Fishcake Pangalactic Porcupine

    Thirty-Four
     
  13. The Question

    The Question Ketchup Robot

    Frozen? Seasoned? Freezer Dried? Tenderized?
     
  14. Fishcake

    Fishcake Pangalactic Porcupine

    Seasoned.
     
  15. The Question

    The Question Ketchup Robot

    Alright, Just Sit Down In That Cha- We Don't Have Chairs... Just... Fold Up On That Hat Rack Or Something. I'll Go Get Your Order Prepared.
     
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  16. The Question

    The Question Ketchup Robot

    Alright, Here They Are Sir, In That Wooden Crate Over There.
     
  17. Fishcake

    Fishcake Pangalactic Porcupine

    Thank you, I'll be off now.
     
  18. ZioChombo

    ZioChombo Space Penguin Leader

    As an Apex I would love to have a Dead Bear for seasonal change of fur purpose!
     
  19. The Question

    The Question Ketchup Robot

    All Right! I Just Finished Killing One.
    *Slides Bear Corpse Across The Floor Over To Zio, Making A Terribly Bloody Mess* Nice Doing Business With You
     
  20. ZioChombo

    ZioChombo Space Penguin Leader

    Thanks to you! *takes a bite of raw bear meat* Mmhh..why does every uncommon animal taste like chicken?
     

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