I'm sure they've appeared somewhere or another in some of these threads. Weapons that for all intents and purposes are there to look funny, or get a few laughs. Like a melee weapon being a Giant Turkey Leg, A gun that shoots chickens, A giant Tuna, things of this nature. So, here's the jist, post a "joke" weapon. I'll start off, Melee: a Badger Edit: I should probably make this an off-topic. Edit: Here's a list of some suggestions so far: Melee Frying PanBug Catching NetRubber ChickenGentleman's GlovePillowBadgerFire ExtinguisherGiant Turkey Leg Ranged Floppy Disk (8" 5" 3" at random) (thrown)SlingshotThrowing Penguin and/or Penguin LauncherBrick (thrown)The "Handgun"Pop-Corn GunBee Hive (thrown)Bubble BlowerPaint Ball GunShoe (thrown)Gun that shoots Red boxing glove on spring (retracts)Gun that shoots out a flag that says "bang" on it Misc. Inflatable Decoy (Consumable)Jack-in-the-box TurretInception Bed (furniture)The Delorian (vehicle)Hobo? (vehicle)Box (vehicle)flying Dumpster (vehicle)
Melee: A baseball bat, a light saber Long Range: A wallet that shoots money Vehicles: Back to the future delorean, hobo, box car. I dont know what else..
A slingshot! Metal Max games always have them as the first weapon you can buy, first thing I thought of. Cooking implements and sea creatures are always popular choices, but how about a fire extinguisher as a melee weapon? You'd bash them with the tank, and little sprays of foam would come out with each strike.
Hmn, take the same idea as Mario, but make it Starbound-y. A penguin you toss at enemies! They'll slide on their bellies along the ground until they smack into a wall or enemy. It mostly bounces off foes harmlessly when they hit, but they do a liiiiittle damage. They're brave guys!
How about Slow-Motion pistols? They're normal pistols, but the bullets are painfully slow, and you move in slowmotion while holding them.
5" Floppy disk. B DRIVE!!! OH LORD! EDIT: Even better A weapon called floppy disk, when used throws at random 8" 5" and 3" floppy disks EDIT2: Props to anyone who knows what I'm talking about. WITHOUT looking it up.
Please, yes, I love this suggestion. I'd love to go around with a Giant Turkey Leg or a Brick and just go around hitting people with it for 1 damage. Even more fun than the whoopee cushion from Terraria.
Bricks could break glass if you throw them, and you can write notes on them for Ye Olde Text messaging
Marvelous! But wait, what if instead of throwing them... you could shoot them out of a rocket launcher? Er, penguin launcher. Yes please.