☆ The Space Pirates - Scourge of the stars, Bandits of Mars. ☆

dat bass

 

Added seggnog as friend on steam.

 

Accepted

 

Speaking of steam I have hardly any friends on it.... Add me im Zandor my avatar is an avian

 

Done

 

This song is so bad it's actually good.

 

Just found the best screenshot in my steam library: DYNAMIC ENTRY! WHO SUCKS AT CLOSE COMBAT NOW!!!

Pretty much yeah

 

Only level 4? You can do better.

 

Well given that my lord general was already at 20...

 

Whoops.. I meant Team Dark Theme from Sonic Heroes.


Malus sent me this over a conversation title 'Racist YouTube Video'.. This guy is obviously too serious to be coming to this thread.

MALUS - Well, Considering how Zooey rode my @$$ about being a racist over 1 joke, I have to say that since the joke was 100% inspired by your racist Youtube video of a black guy impersonating asians in a song... That you should probably put it in spoilers with a warning and that.

Even though I know Zooey called me out on it simply because she hates me guts to begin with. She's way too serious IMO. Just figured I'd give you the warning that if she's going to be a complaining about racism, she shouldn't be so hypocritical about it and ignore her own crew mates doing it, and then chastise another from outside who joins in on it.

It's almost as bad as when I hear a black man say the N word that if I say, will get me shot and beat into a bloody mess.

We just made it. It was midnight. What kind of video could we use? Doobie.. Pls.

 

Building explosives on the voltz server. Prepare to RIP Zandors house.

 

This ain't no place for no hero...
RIP Zandor.
I've seen voltz explosives q_q

 

Sonic explosive on zandors house soon.
Not gonna use hyper since that will fuck up both the entire continent and my island.

 

Ok so I was gonna play FTB when:

It had the music and everything.

 

So what is going on everyone?

 

Fine...

 

Gather round people. Im gonna tell you a story!

Once upon a time there was a arch mage named Zandor.
He lived in a small house in the swamp on the space pirate voltz server.



One day Zandor wasn't online on the voltz server.
The server was entirely empty appart from one person...



A man named Blackleaf who had lived on an island after the great Exodupocalypse of 2013 occured.
Blackleaf lived on an island wich had a cavern full of minerals. One day he decided to go and gather enough minerals to make a Sonic explosive.

Once he had created the sonic explosive he realized that he had nothing to test it on since Exodus had blown up most of the world. But across the bay there was an old house belonging the Zandor!
Blackleaf took his boat and headed over to the swamps in the north.


Once he got there he rigged up the Sonic explosive in Zandors house,
Connected the redstone to the lever and activated it.
He ran over to his boat to avoid the explosion that was about to happen.

He managed to get far away enough so that he wasn't hurt by the explosion.


Ofcourse Zandors house...
Thats a whole different story,


Alas this is all thats left of the great mage's house.

Rest in pieces Zandor's house.
I regret nothing.

 

Well at least you helped him find some iron.

 

When I am able to get on the voltz server...
There is no goddamn way I am going to reveal the position of my base.
No. Goddamn. Way.

 

.elpoep gninrom dooG