"Elder tree, with roots reaching down to hell, and with leaves that stretch up to heaven, Squish its heart-root till it's a gel, Transform this brew from drink to weapon, all to get back at Kevin. Fuck you, Kevin." "Metal bird from the sky, With your modern magic thy doth fly, Refined earth and a belly of fire, From bird to metal to fly higher and higher, With you, great power this potion shall acquire. Also apparently we make cucumbers made of metal now." "A green tint this potion now has, My cauldron is now black when it used to be made of brass, My nose is now warted and a foot long, good god, you did something horribly wrong." "Vial of essence brought out too quickly, Greasy hair so weak and sickly, and a picture of a gargoyle to throw in, Oh wait that's just a picture of him. A target now our potion has, Cursing someone does give it that special pizzazz!" "Oh my god, carbonated ranch dressing, With reality too much you are messing!"
"Ripped from the space between stars, add in an egg of a face hugger, powered by the chariot, the car, feast from our target's blubber." "Holy sword, great Excalibur, Shinning blade and holy might, Reach the potion's mighty calibre, with great power and great foresight." "A bad idea from its conception, Mass chaos, great confusion, You've just created a potion inception! Causing an explosive fusion!" "Double bomb us, yeah why not, Well, at least you decided to make it up to me, Orphan tears I need alot, Pickled eyes for me to see. Good choices all round, Y'all worth your salt down to the pound."
I fly over and say "Watch not to spill." dropping a suitcase trying to get it in the cauldron, but dropping it on Bonabopn.
"Stir the potion, mix the brew, turn cauldron, hypnotic motion, turn the charm into something new. "An effort wasted, victory remains untasted, For the power of the wiggle, made us faze through the suitcase, giving us a giggle."
"One egg, with a broken shell, hexed your life, remain unwell, One egg, with still born young, I curse you to hear the devil's tongue, One egg, with a broken yolk, with my spell, I command you croak. I cook the eggs, hear the spirits moan, as I roar the fire and add the brimstone, A piece of cracked mythril, for this pain you'll need more than advil."
"To make her weak and soften her, in goes a dash of softener. And as we curdle and curse her meat, hey, at least the target will smell real sweet."
"Omelette made of dragon, Poured in from a flagon, But the tassel with the castle is the brew that is true," (if you get that I love you) "I swear this entire nation, wants to give me poison of the radiation!" "A sweet movie and a sweet hat, finally, going away from that wool of bat."