Defend Yourself!

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by TheUberCannon, Mar 2, 2016.

  1. The Purple Dragon

    The Purple Dragon Master Astronaut

    Technically child, as they're cloned with mine and a hylotl's DNA.

    NP is underwhelming.
     
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  2. STCW262

    STCW262 Heliosphere

    Well, you barged in expecing your soldiers to find serious opposition, rather than just blue goo... Actually, you should wait.
    NP is the actal writer of Twillight.
     
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  3. 433luke

    433luke Subatomic Cosmonaut

    Sorry, the original writer used my name as their Pen name, so they had to be disposed of.

    NP likes the alien worm gun and uses it in all conceivable ways possible.
     
  4. STCW262

    STCW262 Heliosphere

    Well, that was in the life where I was a Slaaneshi cultist. THAT came as mandatory.
    NP created wow.wad
     
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  5. 433luke

    433luke Subatomic Cosmonaut

    Nope, I made nope.avi

    NP hates the violin.
     
  6. The Purple Dragon

    The Purple Dragon Master Astronaut

    THAT SOUND IS AN AFFRONT TO THE GLORIOUS GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND!!!!! BURN HERETIC!!!!!!

    NP IS A FILTHY CHAOS WORSHIPPING XENO LOVER!!!!!
     
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  7. 433luke

    433luke Subatomic Cosmonaut

    Speaks the dragon. Heretic.

    NP hates the Oboe.
     
  8. STCW262

    STCW262 Heliosphere

    Do you like Off-by-one errors?
    NP thinks that raw water is healthy, vaccinations cause autism, homeopathy is an actual science, and that the Earth is flat.
     
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  9. 433luke

    433luke Subatomic Cosmonaut

    Sorry about that. Had to dispose of a horrible disease known as “Stupidity” in the form of an impersonator.

    NP secretly enjoys the watching the “Emoji Movie”
     
  10. Jake9039

    Jake9039 Pangalactic Porcupine

    Well, it shows adequate character development to be considered a movie, as well as having a reasonable story arc.

    The np won't loan me their copy of ready player one.
     
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  11. ˈkarət

    ˈkarət Void-Bound Voyager

    that's because you break everything!

    NP likes to put olives on their pizza.
     
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  12. 433luke

    433luke Subatomic Cosmonaut

    No, I like pineapple pizza.

    NP hates PINEAPPLE PIZZA LIKE THE HERETIC THEY ARE! DIE!!
     
  13. ˈkarət

    ˈkarət Void-Bound Voyager

    it's just stronger than me, once i heard about it i started doing it every time!

    NP unironically enjoys listening to all star!
     
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  14. STCW262

    STCW262 Heliosphere

    Well, it's hardly a bad song. Plus, It clearly beats most modern songs.
    NP has had a terribly boring childhood.
     
  15. Surenu

    Surenu The End of Time

    As the old chinese proverb goes: "May you live in interesting times".

    The next poster made my ice tea warm.
     
  16. Jake9039

    Jake9039 Pangalactic Porcupine

    You should have given it to a living star then!

    The np corrupted my hard drive
     
  17. ˈkarət

    ˈkarət Void-Bound Voyager

    I didn't expect it to get a broken windows 10 update!

    NP ate my sandwich!
     
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  18. Surenu

    Surenu The End of Time

    Sorry, forgot to do my groceries and I was hungry.

    The next poster is a heretic.
     
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  19. Redacted Revenant

    Redacted Revenant Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    I'm agnostic, so what?

    NP likes Sonic 06, AND NOT FOR THE SOUNDTRACK!
     
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  20. 433luke

    433luke Subatomic Cosmonaut

    Why did you just describe yourself?

    NP likes to make the Ruin Lewd.
     

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