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  1. Dzelda

    Dzelda Parsec Taste Tester

    An edit to the High King of Skyrim post yesterday: That post followed me into my dreams.


    I was the High King of Skyrim.

    And someone had stolen my wifes car. It was a big murderous looking dude, whod managed to do it. However, I remember popping into the backseat, smiling and saying "Hello, it seems youve stolen my girlfriends car. How plead you?"

    The dude nearly got into an accident, which made me smile and he cursed me out. But I merely smiled and said, "Ah, but unfortunately I am the High King of Skyrim." I snapped my fingers and asuddenly it was now a blizzard, and the dude was going downhill with the windows down, offroad. He was clearly rattled byt his but he was actually doing pretty well about this.

    "So, how are you doing now? Still want to steal her car?"

    "When I stop this car Im gonna ***in kill you!"

    "Ah, but unfortunately for you, I am the High King of Skyrim."

    So now I sentenced him to continue driving downhill in the woods. Except NOW it was a blizzard and the top was gone, and he was sliding down like a drunken penguin at a race :)

    He wasnt doing so well after that. A few skiiers ran into him, cursed him out, and all the while I was smiling as he tried to control the sledge Id suddenly made my wifes car into :rofl: I even think at one point he ran into a zamboni. On a mountain.

    He was.. styill hanging on. I was suprised. However, he was clearly having issues, so I went, "So, how are we faring now?"

    He was too busy trying to steer in the blizzard to do anything, so... I merely smiled and...

    Made the car roll like a log flume to boot :)

    By the time we reached the bottom of the hill, the skiiers were livid, there had been a few avalanches, and the car ha dbeen reduced to a toboggan shovel. We were both summarily booted from the Ice Rink.

    So hes still on the shovel, outside, with me in the back, and because hes a stubborn mule he turns to me, and he is STILL defiant. He goes, "This changes nothing! Im STILL gonna go steal another car right now!"

    And that is when I merely smiled at him once more, and said. "Oh but you wont, because I am the High King of Skyrim."

    "$^&%$ MAKE me!"

    I snapped my fingers, and the dream ended.


    And I had the biggest laugh Ive had out of bed for the longest time. Hats off to you General Nuclear and to that magnificent meme :rofl:
     
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  2. Firebird Zoom

    Firebird Zoom Oxygen Tank

    .... But where are the pictures?
     
  3. I_am_the_Storm

    I_am_the_Storm Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    I'm sure, that Sabaton fans will understand...
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  4. General Nuclear

    General Nuclear Supernova

    sadly we do not yet possesses that kind of technology so we can take pictures of our dreams. one day maybe.
    thanks but i didn't make it. i have forgot who actually made it in the first round now since everyone posting it have removed the name tag. anyway something happend to your spoiler.
     
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  5. I_am_the_Storm

    I_am_the_Storm Scruffy Nerf-Herder

    'cough' He/she typed -spoilers-, instead -spoiler-... 'cough'
     
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  6. Dzelda

    Dzelda Parsec Taste Tester

    Thank you. I keep forgetting how to do those right.

    And sadly, no pictures, but if I did have pictures, youd have loved it more. :rofl: I just thought it was postworthy to the Funny Forums. :) Just pretend its from those text forums or soemthing.
     
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  7. General Nuclear

    General Nuclear Supernova

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    Just let me sleep already You burning a**hole in the sky!

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  8. Rgbunpro

    Rgbunpro Cosmos Killer

    Das so true tho.
     
  9. General Nuclear

    General Nuclear Supernova

    some random gifs

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  10. Parrotte

    Parrotte Supernova

    Having played KOTOR, I can say the lightsaber one is most definitely true.

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  11. General Nuclear

    General Nuclear Supernova

    i miss it when light sabers was light sabers in games and they could cut trough anything but its over 1000 years before the new star wars movies and games in KOTOR so it might be because of that it is old technology which would make sense.
    the old star wars online was better the one in the time age of luke skywalker and darth vader.

    by the way tips try the bounty hunter or the smuggler class they have the best story and dialog choices and their combat feels more right oh and trooper for the combat part.

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  12. BigEaredKittens

    BigEaredKittens Master Astronaut

    Feace my Smarttm shovel. Filthy infidels.
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  13. Inf_Wolf14

    Inf_Wolf14 Parsec Taste Tester

  14. Rgbunpro

    Rgbunpro Cosmos Killer

    Now that's just impractical.
     
  15. Corraidhín

    Corraidhín Supernova

    when you draw the face Zoomed-in...

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    And then you zoom-out
     
  16. Omicron445

    Omicron445 Pangalactic Porcupine

    Guys I think I'm onto something here. (Spoilers in case someone finds it offensive, juuuust in case)

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    Last edited: Jul 8, 2017
  17. Jonesy

    Jonesy Sarif's Attack Kangaroo Forum Moderator

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    Last edited: Jul 8, 2017
  18. Firebird Zoom

    Firebird Zoom Oxygen Tank

  19. BigEaredKittens

    BigEaredKittens Master Astronaut

    1497732954806.gif GREETINGS HOMOSAPIENS 1497732922492.gif
     
    Last edited: Jul 10, 2017
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  20. General Nuclear

    General Nuclear Supernova

    are you crazy! you can trigger a Epilepsy seizure for someone with that.

    *edited* oh you have already added a spoiler to it but still. also add a second one just to be on the safe side..
     

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