If your current starbound character and your video game character fought to the death who would win

My starbound character would get rekt by corvo attano

 

Don't really know how can my Dark Souls character cope against a monkey in power armor and armed with BFGs. If he can avoid the energy bolts though, he'd just parry the stupid monkey flinging his sword. Or Counter attacks. Or use flame magic.

 

Not even a Floran could compare to a Hunter from Bloodborne.

Especially with a Whirligig Saw.

 

Well Floran don't shoot tissue paper

 

Dear avian. See that cliff? Theres something about it. How about you explore it. Fus ro dah!


Grapple hook, than use material of greater power to just shred the dovahkiin.

 

What if my video game character is literally a behemoth spaceship?

 

My Crusader Kings 2 guy would send assassins after my Starbound dude and have 50 bastard children with his sister, wife, daughter, mother, grandmother and aunt.
He'd also revoke his title.

 

My Starbound character would win, because I always use cheats.

 

Dragonborn, "hey feathers, FUS RO DAH"

Me, "that tickles"

Dragonborn, "Taste my sword"

Me, "That tickles, Taste my hammer"

Dragonborn, "Kersplat"