The rules of this game are to make a rule up, and simultaneously break the rules everyone before you made. Please use lots of vowels.
Sorry bud I literally type with only my thumbs Don't have a staring co test with the sun, it isn't the "Brightest" of ideas. Eh?
Truly? How could you expect such crimes, honestly, I don't meet these requirements! Don't use any more than 26 letters of the alphabet.